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Bava Metzia – “The Middle Gate”

  • Seder Nezikin – “Book of Damages”
  • Bava Metzia – “The Middle Gate”
  • Having dispensed summarily with the introduction to damages in Bava Kamma, and the separation of types by whether they are criminal or civil, and intentional or not, we move on to specifics. This second tractate is focused on civil matters, particularly those around property law, with a section devoted to responsibility for property that’s been entrusted to someone to care for and/or guard, and usury (monetary lending practices). Listening in and reading discussions by Talmudic scholars, this tractate is posited as an analogy over the ownership of Jewish heritage and tradition, and “who gets to interpret the word of God, and the laws”. A linguistic tangent that I find curious and interesting, in Aramaic, “metzia” means “middle”, but in Hebrew and Yiddish, “metzia” means “a lucky break”, “a bargain”, “a real find”. Hopefully we will spend less time on cows.
    • 3/1/24, Chapter 1, Page 2 – We open with two people claiming ownership of a sacred garment, a tallis. In one situation, each claiming full ownership, no evidence to support one or the other’s claim, and both willing to swear an oath before God, it’s easy – the court grants them each half ownership, and done. In the other instance presented, one claims full ownership, the other claims it is jointly owned by them. In a ruling worthy of game theory, the rabbis state that since one person admits the other owns half, that half is not in dispute, only the second half is, and so it is split between them, resulting in 3/4 and 1/4 ownership.
    • 3/2/24, Page 3 – Two people deposit money in the care of a supposedly responsible person. The guardian doesn’t keep good records and doesn’t remember who left which amount. Both depositors are willing to swear an oath that they left the bigger amount. The initial ruling is give them both the smaller amount and leave the rest in escrow “until Elijah returns and decides”, basically, never. This leads to an argument, as it punishes the person telling the truth, and costs the liar nothing. Which leads to a whole lot of what-ifs.
    • 3/3/24, Page 4 – As the rabbis continue discussing disputed claims of ownership, it strikes me that they are less concerned with a just resolution than they are with administering oaths. And apparently I’m not the only one who has noticed this, as numerous Talmudic scholars have delved into why oaths are so important in Jewish tradition. Is it that it’s one of the Ten Commandments? Is it the severity of punishment for swearing a false oath or violating a true one? We may never know.
    • 3/4/24, Page 5 – Someone suspected of financial impropriety based on the statements of two witnesses is automatically considered dishonest. Therefore, any oath they take is suspect. This presents an interesting problem for the rabbis hearing a case, since the witnesses make the defendant’s testimony moot. But at the same time, they understand that witnesses could be lying, and the defendant may be innocent of the charges. What to do? Interestingly, it’s left undecided, and in the hands of the rabbis hearing the case.
    • 3/5/24, Page 6 – Only in a milieu where “possession is proof of ownership” could this situation take place. Two people show up to the court, both hanging on to the same object. One of them wrests control of it from the other, in full view of the court. The judges wait to see what the other does. Does he immediately and loudly object, does he try to take back his share of control? If not, why not? Is he admitting it’s not really his? After all, the one person now has full possession of the object, it really isn’t relevant how it happened, is it?
    • 3/6/24, Page 7 – Not all objects are homogenous. That’s to say, using our several day example, if two people are claiming ownership of a cloth, or garment, and a part of that cloth has been adorned with literal gold thread, when it comes time to divide it, the law requires that each person gets not just their percentage share of the cloth, but also of the gold, so that their portions are of equal value, not just size. This is, of course, extended to other contested properties.
    • 3/7/24, Page 8 – Once again, people who are deaf-mute are singled out in a series of discussions over their rights to possess property. This may run on a little, as I finally did more of a dive into why this is contentious. First off, these particular rules apply to someone who is both deaf and mute, not just one or the other. The reasoning, back in the day, was that if someone couldn’t hear to understand, nor speak to convey understanding, it was assumed that they didn’t understand, period. This was not unique to Judaism. In the 7th century, one archbishop was actually canonized for performing a miracle simply because he taught someone who was deaf-mute to read and write. Sign languages and schools for the hearing and speech disabled didn’t start showing up until the 17th and 18th centuries. And it was into the 19th century before Judaism really began to reassess its assumptions on the topic. And there are still holdouts, especially in ultra-orthodox circles, who still assume that the lack of hearing and/or speech, and especially both, indicate a lack of mental competence. That, too, unfortunately, is not unique to Judaism.
    • 3/8/24, Page 9 – Sitting on a camel or donkey, holding the reins, and riding it around in public, was considered equivalent to having acquired it. So sellers knew that if someone wanted to “test drive” their camel or donkey, it had to be kept on their property, not allowing the potential purchaser to head to a public space. I’m keeping this in mind next time I want to test drive a car… especially if I’m buying it from someone who follows Talmudic law.
    • 3/9/24, Page 10 – In a statement that has really interesting application to modern day employment law, the Talmud makes quite clear: “a Jew can never be enslaved to another Jew with a contract from which he cannot release himself whenever he wishes.” It is in context over whether an employee can choose at any moment to quit his employment and act on his own behalf, with no restrictions imposed by his employer. No NDAs, no non-competes, no-intellectual property losses.
    • 3/10/24, Page 11 – There are limits, thankfully, to all these “acquisition by possession” examples. You can’t simply go grab someone’s livestock and claim it as yours, not even if you find it wandering free, or running across your, or someone else’s lands. If it’s identified as belonging to someone, you can’t take possession. The rabbis want to make sure we know that the last ten pages all apply to objects and animals that are, at least to appearances, ownerless.
    • 3/11/24, Page 12 – A minor, a deaf-mute (here we are again), or an imbecile do not acquire found ownerless property for themselves, but for their father, guardian, or employer. However, the rabbis opine, if the found property is not of some great value or benefit, it’s generally best to let them keep it, so they don’t feel like they are robbery victims. To me, this seems a very odd construct, and one that bolsters an ethos of victimhood, rather than one of responsibility.
    • 3/12/24, Page 13 – A promissory note that is found, like any other piece of property, might be considered “acquired”. In devious moments, someone might use it to try to collect on a debt that’s actually owed to someone else. But no, the rabbis say, a found promissory note is, basically invalid, and even returning it to the creditor, or the court, hoping for a reward, is useless, since you have no idea if the debt has been settled, and it’s really none of your business.
    • 3/13/24, Page 14 – No one would write an IOU without backing it up with collateral. Or, more accurately, according to the rabbinical folk, no one would accept an IOU without it. Therefore, if someone has a promissory note that doesn’t specify collateral property, the courts assume that it is simply a “scribal error”, and that the borrower’s property is indeed considered collateral when it comes time for collection. Not the way it works these days!
    • 3/14/24, Page 15 – Again, we are back to what either has to be a very different definition of what being a thief, or robber, involves, as we’re back in situations where it seems like those are simply treated as chosen occupations. Over several examples, one stood out – a robber steals land from an owner, is caught and convicted, but goes on to sell the land to someone else. The courts rule that the original owner has a lien against the property and can recover it, or its value, from… the purchaser.
    • 3/15/24, Page 16 – Seriously, the whole “robber” thing is so bizarre. Today the discussion is around whether it’s “fair” to call someone who stole property a robber if the original owner dies, and therefore cannot denounce the thief as a “robber”. Can his children do it on behalf of the estate? Some say yes, some say no. What if the robber dies after stealing the property? Is it fair to call his children, “children of a robber”? After all, this damages his reputation, which is important not just while alive, but after death.
    • 3/16/24, Page 17 – A promissory note is lost, and there is disagreement as to the content. The supposed writer says, “I never wrote a note”. Witnesses say, “yes you did.” The writer says, “Well, I wrote a note, but it didn’t make that promise.” Witnesses say, “Yes it did.”, Writer says, “Well, if it said that, then I already paid it.”. Witnesses say, “No you didn’t.”, Writer says, “You guys were never even there.” Witnesses say, “Yes we were.” Where have we heard a similar set of claims recently, and who from? It’s so hard to think of a name….
    • 3/17/24, Page 18 – If a divorce decree is lost and then found “immediately” it is still valid. If it is found “some time later”, it may not be valid. A search of the city records is instituted, and if there exist both a man and a woman of the same names in the city, regardless of whether they apparently know each other, the decree is invalidated because is is in the realm of possibility that it applies to them, and not to those who claim to have lost the decree. Hang on to your paperwork! And, I don’t know, track down the others of the same name and ask them?
    • 3/18/24, Page 19 – If a lost divorce decree, bill of manumission (release from slavery), or a property deed given as a gift is found, it should be returned to the person who issued it, not the person who it was addressed to. Why? Because maybe it hadn’t been given yet, and the person who wrote it might have a future date in mind when it will become effective. The gift, that makes sense. The other two? I mean, you wouldn’t want to give someone their freedom too early, would you?
    • 3/19/24, Page 20 – Two pages ago we saw that there was concern for the possibility that a found document had to be carefully vetted to make sure that it isn’t delivered to the wrong one of two people with the same name in the same city. Today that is extended to neighboring cities. Further, if you find in your papers a document that you don’t recognize nor know if the conditions have been fulfilled, you are advised to set it aside “until the time Elijah returns and let him sort it out” – essentially, forget about it.
    • 3/20/24, Chapter 2, Page 21 – If you find something and it has nothing that could be used to identify its owner, it’s yours. If there’s anything, even a sliver or shard of something that might help to identify its owner, you must publicize the find, so that a potential owner can contact you and provide proof of his or her ownership by describing whatever it is that’s unique about it.
    • 3/21/24, Page 22 – What about found items that really can’t be marked – sheaves of grain, piles of fruit. Sure, an owner could mark the bundles, the baskets, the crates. But the sages aren’t satisfied. Perhaps those are old binders, baskets, or crates and no longer belong to the person who marked them. And if it’s an easily erased and replaced mark, it could be fake. It really seems like they’re very invested in “finders keepers”. One begins to wonder why.
    • 3/22/24, Page 23 – If loaves of bread are found sitting around in some public space, they must be returned to the person who baked them, if they were baked by a home cook. If, on the other hand, they were baked by a professional baker, they are yours! How do you tell? Oh, it’s just obvious, trust us. Food left out in public will be picked up by Jews, because we don’t waste food. But Gentiles will avoid it, because being the superstitious lot that they are, they’ll be afraid of sorcery.
    • 3/23/24, Page 24 – Scattered coins. Coins bundled together. A purse. All things that one might find without an identifying mark. Still, the rabbis rule, you must proclaim that you found it and see if a fellow Jew claims it and can provide evidence it is his. Unless, of course, it’s in an a primarily Gentiles area, because… their problem, not ours. And besides, they’d lie about it anyway. Is it any wonder, with rulings like this, that money has long been a point of contention between Jews and Gentiles?
    • 3/24/24, Page 25 – In a move worthy of a CSI episode the rabbis discuss what might constitute identifying characteristics of these various piles of coins, grains, vegetables, or meats. They get down to the exact arrangement, the way things are stacked, what touches what, are things side-by-side or in other arrangements (there was, apparently, a specific arrangement dedicated to the Gentile worship of Mercury), and even if something without identifiers is next to something that has them.
    • 3/25/24, Page 26 – If you rent out a home or building, and after a renter leaves you find personal property they left behind, what is your obligation? Well, according to the sages, nothing. A renter who has moved on will “of course” have assumed his property lost to him forever. And maybe it was the property of a previous renter. You don’t know, so just keep it for yourself. This doesn’t sit well with me, nor I imagine, with most of you.
    • 3/26/24, Page 27 – If you buy something, and find, intermingled with whatever you bought, valuables that clearly belong to the seller, you are under no obligation to notify them. You can keep them, unless the seller contacts you and specifically asks about the valuables, and identifies them clearly. This is justified by using a metaphor from Deuteronomy 22:1-3. It may have that scriptural basis, but doesn’t seem to me a righteous way to live and conduct oneself. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
    • 3/27/24, Page 28 – If you find a clearly lost object during a festival, an occasion where people come from afar, you must proclaim its existence for seven days, awaiting claimants. Why a week? Because, obviously, you must allow three days for someone to travel home to wherever they came from, a day to figure out that they lost something, and three days to return to make their claim. Do you not understand how intercity travel works?
    • 3/28/24, Page 29 – If you find a sacred scroll, particularly a Torah scroll, it is incumbent on you to unroll it, a few columns at a time, every couple of months, just to make sure the pages stay supple. If you happen to be a Torah scholar, it’s fine to read from it as you go. But, if you’re not, don’t, as you may be profaning something you don’t understand. Plus, you know, no assessing it for potential resale or pawn value, that’s just a no-no.
    • 3/29/24, Page 30 – If you find an object of value that is useful, it’s fine if you use it while waiting for its owner to claim it. That comes with a caveat – it’s fine if it’s simply useful and aids you in some manner, but not fine if it’s valuable or impressive enough that doing so publicly would make you seem more important or richer than you really are. Stay in your lane.
    • 3/30/24, Page 31 – If you see something that appears abandoned or lost, but it’s in a place where it might easily belong to someone – a cow just outside a fenced pasture, a sack sitting at the side of someone’s owned path – you can’t assume it is lost or abandoned unless it is there three days in a row. On the third day, you can claim it by finder’s rights. Doesn’t square well with “if you see something, say something”. Or, I guess it does – you could always point it out to see if it belongs to someone.
    • 3/31/24, Page 32 – What you do when you see an overburdened pack animal that’s not being attended to? Our obligation to relieve animal suffering tells us we must unload it of its burden, without expectation of compensation. The rabbis end up discussing whether there is an obligation to reload the animal of its burden when the owner is found, without compensation, since you unloaded it. Strangely, the obligation to relieve an animal’s suffering isn’t mentioned in the reloading part.
    • 4/1/24, Page 33 – We’re still on whether there’s an obligation to reload a donkey’s burden after having unloaded it to spare the animal’s suffering. Much of the conversation focuses on whether you can expect remuneration for your labor. I’m still struck by the lack of concern about causing the donkey suffering all over again. I can’t be the only one who reads Deuteronomy 22:4’s “You shall lift them with him” not as instruction to simply load him up, but to help carry some of it, so he doesn’t suffer. Apparently, that didn’t occur to any of the rabbis.
    • 4/2/24, Chapter 3, Page 34 – You agree to take care of a friend’s livestock while they’re away, no charge. One or more of the animals disappears while under your care, either lost or stolen. You’ve sworn under oath that you didn’t steal it, and, you’ve compensated your friend for the loss. Later, the animal is recovered, or the thief is caught, and is forced to make restitution, perhaps even a profitable one. Not to your friend, but to you, as the rabbinical court says that your compensation effected a purchase, and the animal became yours.
    • 4/3/24, Page 35 – We have the case of someone depositing their jewels with a service whose job it is to safeguard them. When he goes to reclaim them, as their value has increased and he wants to sell them, the caretaker says they’ve disappeared, but refuses to take responsibility or pay for them. The court orders him to pay for them at their new assessed value, but also note that had he simply taken responsibility and paid for their former value, they would be his, and he could have profited from their increased value. It’s always a bonus when the judge gives you tips on how to be a better criminal.
    • 4/4/24, Page 36 – This is how conspiracy theories form. You hire someone to take care of your cow. He negligently allows the cow to wander off into a marsh where it could be killed or stolen. But, the cow comes contentedly back. Later, though not much later, it dies of ostensibly normal causes. Or did it? After all, the caretaker was negligent in one thing, maybe he’s negligent in everything? Maybe something mysterious happened on the marsh? Perhaps the Angel of Death is involved?
    • 4/5/24, Page 37 – A thief has stolen, for our purposes, $100, from someone. Multiple people claim the loss. The argument starts with – determine who the thief actually stole from and have him return the money to them. But then it’s proposed that since they all claim loss, he should pay them all a share. Which then leads to he should pay them all the full amount, in order to atone. Interestingly, at no point do the rabbis address that all but one of the claimants is lying.
    • 4/6/24, Page 38 – If someone stores perishable products in a warehouse, and they begin to rot or ferment, what is the responsibility of the caretaker of the warehouse? For the most part, the rabbis say, “none”. The person who stored the items knew they were perishable, and if he didn’t give specific instructions, he accepts all responsibility for their fate. A few argue for circumstances where the caretaker would sell them before they rot and hold the proceeds for the owner, but generally, this seems unpopular. Contacting the owner never seems to occur to anyone.
    • 4/7/24, Page 39 – If the owner of a property is a fugitive, for example, has gone overseas to avoid paying taxes, his property can be considered abandoned, and taken over – by a family member, the court, a lender, even a… squatter. If, on the other hand, the owner is caught, and jailed because of serious crime, until there is a court disposition the court appoints a steward to manage the property, as a family member or friend might collude with the owner.
    • 4/8/24, Page 40 – One of the main reasons I started in on this project was curiosity about the sociology and psychology of the Jewish world 1500-2000 or so years ago when the Talmud, and thus the underpinnings of modern Judaism, were created. It’s been amusing at times, no more so than today, where the rabbinic court rules that a relative who stepped in to help an orphaned minor manage his newly inherited properties is not to be trusted or compensated, because, no one would do that unless they had nefarious designs on the wealth.
    • 4/9/24, Page 41 – We’ve all seen movies and TV shows where someone says something like, “I’m going to close my eyes and count to ten, and if the missing thingamajig shows up on the table, no questions will be asked”. This doesn’t fly with the rabbis, who insist that you can’t just return a lost or stolen item to its rightful place, but you have to do so with the full knowledge, and acknowledgement, of the owner. No anonymous returns!
    • 4/10/24, Page 42 – You should always keep one-third of your money in your possession, one-third invested in your business, and one-third buried in the ground. Such is the rabbinical advice we receive today. There is some debate of the ground-buried money, as, along with the thieves that we’ve discussed before who have all sorts of rights, there are, apparently, “rummagers”, whose career it is to dig up other people’s backyards looking for a score. Several rabbis suggest keeping that third in your attic, but, of course, then it may come within the purview of thieves….
    • 4/11/24, Page 43 – Banks were a much more individualized, private concern in the past. If you deposited money in a bank, you had to clearly indicate that your money was to be safeguarded, not just by telling them so, but by binding it up, and presumably labeling it with your name. The banker could assume that any unbound money was his to use, despite the obvious circumstances, and couldn’t be held liable if it was gone when you returned. You could, however, if you were, say, depositing your organization’s money for safekeeping and didn’t bind it up first.
    • 4/12/24, Chapter 4, Page 44 – When does a transaction legally occur? Not when an item or property is paid for but not yet received. Not when an item or property is received but not yet paid for. Only when an item or property has both been received and paid for. I mean, did these rabbis not watch cop shows on TV? Everyone knows you have to wait until the exchange has been made before you move in for the arrest….
    • 4/13/24, Page 45 – Jews are not allowed to charge other Jews interest on loans, nor repay a loan with more than was lent; and the same holds true for “borrowing property” – an example is given of someone giving you ten eggs, you can’t repay them by giving them a dozen. This doesn’t apply to transactions with Gentiles. But what about repayments in equivalents? Can you use an amount of silver to repay a loan in gold, or vice versa? It’s quite the lively discussion.
    • 4/14/24, Page 46 – Given the prohibition on Jews charging other Jews interest for loans, how did such transactions take place? Let’s face it, people sometimes need a loan, and others aren’t going to just offer them gratis. Try this on. “Loan me X dollars, and I’ll repay you X dollars. I would like, totally unrelated to the loan, to pay your employee’s salaries for a couple of weeks/buy you something nice, just out of my personal generosity. We good?”
    • 4/15/24, Page 47 – On the table today, focusing in on the bathhouse, a place of communal gathering, and cleanliness, is the token. You used a token for entrance, that you’d bought in quantity. The question in front of the rabbis was whether these tokens could be used elsewhere for purchases, since everyone would, eventually use them at the bathhouse. It’s easy to see pro and con views, though in the end, they decided “no”, the tokens had no legal value outside of the bathhouse realm.
    • 4/16/24, Page 48 – If someone pays you money for goods, property, or services, what happens if you change your mind about the sale? As long as you haven’t actually delivered the item, you can back out. Of course, you can be immediately accused of robbery, extorsion, coercion, and just all around bad form. You may even be subject to the displeasure of the sages, and even cursed (not in the spiritual sense, just socially). But, just return the money paid and you can walk away, no legal obligations.
    • 4/17/24, Page 49 – A deposit is made, price of goods goes up, seller insists on more money or giving less goods for the same money. Rabbis agree, though offer that buyer can demand deposit back. But many of them also feel that the seller can refuse to return the deposit and short-change the buyer, which leads to a discussion on fraudulent sales practices. In the end, it seems to come down to “buyer beware” and a very loose definition of what a deposit or down payment guarantees.
    • 4/18/24, Page 50 – You buy something, but suspect that you’ve overpaid, especially as you look around and find the same object available for less. What are your rights? After much discussion, the consensus of the rabbis is that a 1/6, or roughly 17% markup, over cost, is the limit imposed on merchants. They can charge more if they want, but if they do, the buyer is given the right of recission for “the length of time it would take to show the sale to his relatives or other merchants” – basically, a day or so.
    • 4/19/24, Page 51 – Having dealt with the right of recission for the buyer, the sages turn to the seller, after all, there are dishonest buyers out there. First, it is noted that merchants in the city of Lod are scrupulously honest, and if there’s any irregularity in a transaction, it must be the buyer’s fault. Second, since a merchant is presumed expert in his field, in a barter type purchase, if he assesses something and then later finds it lacking, it is assumed the buyer slipped in a substitution.
    • 4/20/24, Page 52 – “…one who would refuse to accept a slightly eroded coin is merely a miserly soul, while the coin is in fact valid for any use.” For all those of us expats and visitors to Argentina who have tried to exchange foreign currency for Argentine pesos, this is an accurate assessment of local moneychangers.
    • 4/21/24, Page 53 – When produce, or money, has been tithed to the Temple or its representatives, it is “sacralized”, i.e., deemed holy, and only for the use of the Temple’s priests. But what happens if there’s… just too much of it? Torah law says that de-sacralized food, objects, or money must be buried. At the same time, the rabbis recognize the waste involved and today argue the moral imperatives to find an acceptable method to not waste those things, and use them for societal good.
    • 4/22/24, Page 54 – What if you change your mind about a contribution to the Temple, and wish it back? After all, the whole sacralized thing, and having to be buried if it’s de-sacralized comes into play. Well, hey, just, you know, pay us 20% interest on the value (wait, I thought we couldn’t charge other Jews interest?), and it’s yours, free and clear. And the 20% is the rounded-up to the next dinar amount. The house always wins.
    • 4/23/24, Page 55 – We still have a current of exploitation and cheating running in the background of these discussions, though I haven’t focused in on it. Today’s is interesting, as it addresses “small claims”. While the average person may well pursue a claim of having been cheated of a lesser amount, the rabbis don’t want the Temple embroiled in legal battles over having been shortchanged, especially since they’re talking about donations, even if obligatory, and they set a minimum for when it’s worth going after a donor.
    • 4/24/24, Page 56 – Amidst all the discussions about exploitation and substitutions of lesser or different materials, goods, or coinage, we have… an exemption. Sort of. While not codified as a consensus opinion, no one seems willing to argue with Rabbi Meir over… bread. He opines that even if you pretty much know that tithed bread is made from unconsecrated grain, or that the bread hasn’t been mixed, formed, and baked with proper procedures and reverence, it’s bread. It’s warm. It’s just out of the oven. Tithe away.
    • 4/25/24, Page 57 – A seller agrees to sell something to a buyer at market price. Between the time of the contract and the date of the transaction, the market price goes up. According to the halakhic rules, the buyer must pay the new price, even though the two agreed on a lower price. Except, of course, if the buyer is the Temple – they pay the lower price, because, again, the house always wins. Interestingly, they never address why a contract written for a specific price doesn’t have to be honored, nor what happens if the market price goes down.
    • 4/26/24, Page 58 – If we hire someone and pay them on a daily basis, we can’t pay them for working on the Sabbath, and therefore, anything they are normally considered responsible for, like, say, security of property, they are absolved of their responsibility. Therefore, they must be hired on a weekly, monthly, or yearly basis, which will just happen to include the Sabbath(s), and then they are considered responsible. My mind, such that it is, immediately thinks of the possibility of an inside job type theft where the guard gets himself hired as a day laborer for a Saturday shift….
    • 4/27/24, Page 59 – So much in today’s passage. Exploitation is, apparently, okay, if you as the seller can see that the buyer will pay pretty much anything to get something you have – such as, example given, you have a matching pearl to one they already have and they really want a pair. Exploitation of someone’s time, apparently, is not acceptable, such as pretending to be interested in buying clothing, or a home, when you have no intention of doing so – being a “phantom buyer” is a no-no!
    • 4/28/24, Page 60 – Ah, the dichotomy between wholesalers and retailers stretches back millennia. A grower of produce, or grain, or a winemaker, cannot adulterate their product – mixing old and new vegetables, or grains, or adding sediment to wine to make it seem older, or watering it down to stretch it – and then selling it to a retailer. However, a retailer can do any of those things, even mixing together produce, grain, or wine from different producers, because… why? Because he’s doing it to make the product more attractive to customers. Obviously.
    • 4/29/24, Chapter 5, Page 61 – We’re back, as we often are, to “intention”. A look at the differences between robbery, exploitation, and charging interest, the first two generally without informed consent, the latter, the rabbis muse, might ought to be a personal choice by the parties involved. But no, God can see your intentions, and can tell that you charging interest is based on that little touch of wickedness and greed in your heart. But only when it’s being charged to “your brother”, i.ei., a fellow Jew.
    • 4/30/24, Page 62 – Does the idea of share and share alike hold true in a situation where, as today’s example posits, you only have enough food or water for one of two people to survive to reach safety – if you share, you both die. For much of Talmudic history, sharing was considered the correct option, on the premise that you might just both make it. Rabbi Akiva came in and said, nonsense, deal with the fact that only one of you is to live, and screw the sharing. This remains unsettled, as well as unsettling.
    • 5/1/24, Page 63 – A producer owes someone money. The person comes to collect, as he needs the money to buy wheat. The producer tells him to go find the price of wheat, come back, and they’ll make a deal for the proper amount. When he returns, he mentions he plans to buy some wine. The producer repeats the process. Then again with olive oil. It’s an obvious delaying tactic, and the rabbis rule that unless he has all four things – the money he owes, or its value in wheat, wine, and olive oil, his tactics amount to cheating.
    • 5/2/24, Page 64 – You see ten lovely small squashes and give the seller money for them. He offers that he’s got lovelier, and larger squashes, due to be harvested soon – if you’re willing to wait, they’re yours at the same price. Is that a form of “interest”, given that he’s giving you more than you paid for? If he already has a few larger squashes around, but just not enough to give you ten, then no, because they’re a regular product. If he currently has none, then larger, lovelier squashes are considered an interest payment, and forbidden.
    • 5/3/24, Page 65 – While you can’t raise the price of an object after a sale is completed and try to collect additional, you can raise rent after a deal is struck and demand more for a lease to continue. It’s up to the renter to decide whether to continue renting or not. It’s interesting that the sages don’t consider that a period of time might be specified in a lease. I wonder how they handle things in modern times where leases are written, and include conditions like time period?
    • 5/4/24, Page 66 – A borrower offers his land in lieu of repayment of a loan. The questions that arise are “when did he offer it?” Was it when the loan was made? When at some point he realized he wouldn’t be able to repay it? When he failed to repay it and offered it out of shame? Had he been drinking beer? If so, was it to steady his nerves, or was he drunk? Was he under duress from the lender? Rabbinical minds want to know these and other things before ruling on the validity of his promise.
    • 5/5/24, Page 67 – A person borrows money from someone else and allows the lender to live on his property, and consume produce from the fields – both in repayment of the loan. Essentially, prepaying room and board. But he overstays the allotted time and/or consumes more than his share of food. Surely this is an example of “interest” exploitation? No, say the rabbis, it’s merely a “hint of interest”, because the time and food are both “already gone” and while he is removed from the property, he owes nothing back to the borrower.
    • 5/6/24, Page 68 – One could invest money in someone else’s business, expecting a share of the profits, even though arguably that would be a form of interest. To get around it, contracts were written for a repayment amount that included the profits built in – I’m not clear how that sidesteps the interest, to me, it seems to reinforce it, but the rabbis were cool with it. If the business didn’t make the hoped for profit, the contract was ignored and the repayment adjusted down. Yeah, that would work in today’s society.
    • 5/7/24, Page 69 – Two Kutim, Samaritans come to Rav Pappa as in a business deal, one divided the monetary proceeds unilaterally – Pappa says it’s fine because money is money and it’s equally divided. The next year the same, but with barrels of wine. This time he rules against the divider, noting that some wine is good, some is not, and it should be a joint decision. Of note is that two foreigners chose a rabbi to adjudicate their business dispute rather than a civil court, because he was more likely to be fair and just.
    • 5/8/24, Page 70 – An exception to the whole “no lending money and charging interest” thing is orphans. As “fatherless children”, they are exempt from halakhic proscriptions because “they don’t have their father to guide them”. And, of course, since they are minors, an adult can lend the money out “on their behalf”. And no doubt take a portion of it for his troubles.
    • 5/9/24, Page 71 – As noted earlier in this tractate, there is no prohibition against charging interest on a loan made to a gentile, a non-Jew. Today’s page explores the conversion process, contrasting a “ger tzedek”, someone who converts formally and a “ger toshav”, someone who lives within the Jewish community and follows the practices, but has not formally converted. The former are treated as full Jews, the latter, the rabbis rule, in this case, can be charged a modicum of interest – just enough “to make a living”.
    • 5/10/24, Page 72 – I was wondering after yesterday’s post if we’d explore the opposite side of the equation. What about a gentile who has lent money, charging interest, who then converts to Judaism? Can he still collect the interest? If I’m reading this right, and it’s pretty nuanced, it depends on when he made the loan versus when he converted. Basically, if the loan was made anytime after he started his conversion process, or expressed he was going to, no, he can’t collect interest on it.
    • 5/11/24, Page 73 – What are the rules when a seller throws in a little something extra, unbidden by the buyer? Is that a form of interest payment? No, say the sages, first, the buyer didn’t solicit it, and second, the seller is not giving it as a form of extra compensation, but as a gift in order to secure repeat business. So go ahead and accept that complimentary glass of champagne, or free dessert at your local eatery!
    • 5/12/24, Page 74 – The seller of olives is only responsible for delivering olives. He is not responsible for the process of turning those olives into olive oil, nor for the quality of the oil. It is incumbent on they buyer to decide which olives he wants to make oil from. How does this relate to questions of interest? Because if a buyer has only paid for olives, and the seller throws in part or all of the process of turning them into oil, that would be considered interest, and is not allowed unless paid for in addition.
    • 5/13/24, Page 75 – Apparently, as we wrap up this chapter, acknowledgement of one’s awareness of the prohibition against interest trumps all. If one announces at the time of a deal that he intends to payback, or return something loaned, be it cash, an object, or an ingredient, or whatever, with a larger amount than borrowed, as long as he states it isn’t interest, but a gift, it’s all good. Thanks Mr. Banker for the money to buy my house, let me pay you back along with enough for you to buy yours too!
    • 5/14/24, Chapter 6, Page 76 – Salary disputes are nothing new. On today’s page the rabbis debate over situations where a recruiter for an employer offers more, or less, to new employees, than the employer stipulated. And, from the other side, employees who do more, or less, work than that for which they were contracted. Who owes whom what? For the most part, the sages land on the formal terms of the agreement, with the recruiter having to make up excess promises to workers, and employers not owing wages for work not performed or contracted.
    • 5/15/24, Page 77 – If you hire field workers to irrigate your fields, and during the night, it rained and irrigation is no longer necessary, you don’t owe them anything, because, well, it’s a natural act that you couldn’t foresee. However, if, rather than rain, the local river suddenly rises and floods your fields, and irrigation is no longer necessary, you owe them their wages, because obviously, anyone could have looked at the river and foreseen that happening. What? WTF?
    • 5/16/24, Page 78 – Our old friend “intention” is back, as the rabbis analyze situations where someone contracted to perform work achieves a different result from what hey were contracted to do, i.e., they don’t follow the employer’s intentions. The debate comes down to the intentionality on the part of the contracted person, if it was intentional, they are liable, if it was unintentional, then it depends on whether the different result was foreseeable given the circumstances, or not.
    • 5/17/24, Page 79 – If you rent a donkey and it gets sick or goes mad halfway through the trip, who is obligated to do what? If you are in an area where donkeys are commonly rented, the proprietor must give you another donkey to replace the first, and you go on your way. If you are in an area where donkey rentals are not common, you walk away, but owe for the distance the donkey traveled. Also, if the designated donkey rider is a man, it is not legal to let a woman ride the donkey, because, you know, women donkey drivers…. Car rental agencies, take note.
    • 5/18/24, Page 80 – While there’s an implied “read the fine print” in today’s rabbinical discussion, the ultimate takeaway is that if a seller slips in notification of a defect in his product as part of a list of potential defects, in order to hide it away among things that are of no import to the buyer, or that the buyer can see aren’t the case, the entire transaction is invalid, and the seller is considered guilty of fraud, no ifs, ands, or buts. That would upend modern day litigation.
    • 5/19/24, Page 81 – Although they are used for yet another lesson in liability, I am taken down a tangent as I learn of the existence of ahayulei, or “ice plant dealers”. Purveyors of a leafy succulent that was apparently important enough in the local diet in Israel that it has a profession, let alone a Talmudic lesson, dedicated to it. The ice plant is both edible and medicinal, and is still used today in recipes in the region, as well as elsewhere where it grows. Learn something new every day!
    • 5/20/24, Page 82 – You break it, you buy it. That’s the general message of today’s page. But it comes tinged, as it is in modern times, with discussions about intent and level of negligent behavior. Were the actions of the person who broke something such that they could reasonably be assumed to lead to breakage, or were they benign and the breakage accidental? And even if accidental, might the breaker still have a moral, if not legal, obligation to make things right?
    • 5/21/24, Chapter 7, Page 83 – If an officer of the law spots someone in a tavern in the afternoon, dozing off at their table over their drinks, he should ask them to produce evidence that they are either a scholar who arose early in order to study, a day laborer who arose early to do finish his work before the sun got too hot in the sky, or a night laborer who toiled all night long. If he is none of these three, he is a thief and can safely be arrested. There were, apparently, no other possibilities.
    • 5/22/24, Page 84 – According to the sages Yohannon, Yismael, and Yossi, when accused of being so fat that they couldn’t possibly have ever had sex, God made up for their obesity by, well, giving them large penises. Their claims ranged between 5 and 9 “kav”. A kav is a container sufficient to hold 144, 12 dozen, eggs. Nine kav would be the equivalent volume of over 15 gallons. I’m guessing they were exaggerating.
    • 5/23/24, Page 85 – Rabbi Yehuda HaNasi was a big hypochondriac baby. Change my mind. One day he announced that his eye hurt. His healer went to put eyedrops in his eye, but he screamed out at the approach, claiming he couldn’t bear the pain of the eyedrops. So the healer switched to a salve to place around his eye, to the same response. The healer, exasperated, gave him some herbs to put under his pillow. HaNasi’s pain just magically disappeared.
    • 5/24/24, Page 86 – Schmuel Yarhina’a was Rabbi HaNasi’s – yesterday’s hypochondriac – physician. Said rabbi is so grateful for his “cure”, that he proposes naming Schmuel to be a rabbi. Schmuel demurs, noting that he’s more useful as a doctor, and also claiming (in a vision?) to have seen “Adam’s book”, a mystical genealogy, which lists him as a physician, but lists HaNasi and Rabbi Natan, as the final tosefot, Torah commentators, and no one after them should be paid attention to. I guess I can stop this project right here.
    • 5/25/24, Page 87 – The sages are off on a discussion of character, inspired by their readings of Genesis 18. Here, we are told, is the proof that “the righteous say little and do much, whereas the wicked say much and do not do even a little”. In the current world political climate, this seems worth keeping in mind.
    • 5/26/24, Page 88 – If fruits or vegetables have fallen from their vine, bush, or tree, to whom do they belong? This is a topic that has come up before – in general, the rabbinic decision is to leave them for the poor, or for animals. In today’s discussion, it is noted that one’s own oxen are allowed to eat their fill, and the question is raised, what about field-hands? They’re often poor, and why should they have fewer eating rights than an ox? The rabbis agree, they can eat fallen produce as well, without penalty.
    • 5/27/24, Page 89 – No cheating on yesterday’s eating of fallen produce. That’s to say, you can’t “accidentally” drop produce on the ground and then eat it. Likewise, for produce that doesn’t just fall, for example, harvesting of root vegetables, you can’t eat those, because they’re on, or in the ground, where they’re supposed to be.
    • 5/28/24, Page 90 – Your cow is eating produce or grain that upsets its digestive system and puts it in distress. Should you muzzle it, which might cause it distress not just physically, but emotionally, since it will see the produce and grain and long for it? Neither, say the sages. Preempt the issue and make sure it has plenty of food that is good for it, and this whole question will be moot. This might well apply to children and spouses, no?
    • 5/29/24, Page 91 – The rabbis of the Talmud were not exactly free speech advocates. Today’s case involves someone who intentionally substitutes a non-consecrated animal for a consecrated one for a sacrifice. The official punishment is 40 lashes. It is, however, noted that in order that the priests not be complicit, the non-consecrated animal is now considered consecrated for sacrificial purposes, but the punishment is still carried out, for having lied about the animal’s status, even though the lie is no longer a lie. Also, bonus track, you can’t make bread by kneading flour with milk or butter, because it might be served with meat and violate kosher law.
    • 5/30/24, Page 92 – The rabbis recognize that treating one’s employees well is an imperative. In particular, making sure they are well fed. And even, they admonish, if the employee eats more than his salary’s worth of food. For some reason, they single out cucumbers, dates, and grapes as fair game fare for the average laborer. They do recommend to workers, however, to not over-indulge, as it may hurt their chances at future job offers.
    • 5/31/24, Page 93 – A master is required to make sure his slaves are well-fed, and paid for their labor. Biblical slavery within the Jewish community was more like what we’d think of as indentured servitude – obligated to work off a debt. The master may offer him or her higher wages in lieu of some percentage of the food they eat, but cannot reduce the food below nutritionally adequate levels, and, only with the slave’s agreement.
    • 6/1/24, Chapter 8, Page 94 – If you borrow someone’s cow and it dies while it is in your care, you owe them for the cow. If, however, you engage the services of the owner at the same time, as a package deal, then the liability is his and you owe nothing if something happens to his cow.
    • 6/2/24, Page 95 – If someone is paid to be a security guard, watchman, safe deposit, of some sort, and loses your valuables – to an actual loss, or a theft – he is liable for double the value. Unless the theft was armed robbery, then he’s only responsible for the value itself, not for a penalty.
    • 6/3/24, Page 96 – If a borrower uses a cow for purposes that a cow is not normally borrowed for, and a mishap occurs, does he incur liability. After all, if there was a simple accident while milking a cow, or, well, milking a cow, since they don’t seem to have an alternative for normal uses, there may well be no liability since it was just an accident. On the other hand, if he borrowed the cow and engaged with it in bestiality, is an accident just an accident anymore? Weighty questions today. Weighty questions.
    • 6/4/24, Page 97 – Following on yesterday’s cow bestiality liability case, we turn to a man who overindulges in intercourse with one or more women, to the point where he dies from exertion, exhaustion, stroke, or cardiac arrest. As long as his pleasures were voluntary, women will be pleased to know that they will not be held liable for his expiration, as the liability is accounted as solely his own.
    • 6/5/24, Page 98 – A borrower is “in the driver’s seat” when it comes to taking possession of borrowed items or animals or whatever. That’s to say, until they physically take possession, they are not considered liable for the borrowed entity. Unless… they designate someone or some company to retrieve the item or animal on their behalf, at which point they become liable when their agent takes possession.
    • 6/6/24, Page 99 – Apparently axes are exempt from the “once you take possession you’re liable” rule. An axe does not become the possession for liability purposes until the borrower takes the first swing at chopping wood with it. Other uses for axes are not debated.
    • 6/7/24, Page 100 – There’s a lot of oath taking going on on today’s page. Basically, we have disagreement between the two parties to a transaction as to its details, putting possession and liability in doubt. What’s interesting to me is that they discuss having one or both parties take an oath as to their position, but it doesn’t seem to occur to them that one or the other might… lie. Even to God.
    • 6/8/24, Page 101 – I’m not sure how I can apply this to a modern situation. A flood washes away your olive trees and leaves them in someone else’s fields. They take root. The owner of the field could uproot them if he doesn’t want them, or care for them if he does. For the first three years, however, the crop from the trees is 100% yours, but after three years, you split it 50:50 with the field’s owner, if he shares in the costs of caring for them.
    • 6/9/24, Page 102 – You may remember that the Jewish lunar calendar adds in an extra month here and there (seven times in each nineteen year cycle) to compensate for the fact that it only has 354 days in a year. If you make an agreement on a yearly rent, be careful of the wording. If it says “pay $12000, $1200 per month” and a “leap year” comes along, you end up owing an extra month. Reverse the order – $1200 per month, until a total of $12000 for the year, you get a free month.
    • 6/10/24, Chapter 9, Page 103 – At the end of the harvest, how is the field prepared for the next planting? That, is the question facing the rabbis today – does one uproot all the plants, clearing the land completely, or does one cut the plants down to “stubble”. And who gets to decide? The owner of the land or those he’s hired to tend the fields? Legally, the owner, they decide, though it might not be a bad idea if he listens to the expert he hired.
    • 6/11/24, Page 104 – Typically the Talmudic rabbis debate and decide things according to halakhic law and issue rulings on that basis. In an interesting digression from that approach, in a debate over commercial contracts for land use, they acknowledge that the halakha, the Torah standard, may simply not apply in the course of common interactions, which are conducted according to local custom. Sometimes doing business is just doing business.
    • 6/12/24, Page 105 – Someone goes into business with an investor who stays out of the day to day operations. The business loses money, for whatever reason. The businessman goes to great lengths to replace the money and pay back the investor, in order to preserve his reputation and the relationship. If he fails to do so, he cannot, at that point, inform the investor and expect to share the loss, because, the rabbis opine, he clearly valued his reputation over being honest, and therefore bears the entire liability.
    • 6/13/24, Page 106 – In a long and winding discussion, like so many of them, the rabbis discuss what to do if the person you hire to plant your fields plants different crops than you asked for – such as barley, or another cereal grain, instead of, say, wheat. The discussion involves wind blasting and grasshoppers and liability, and I am left with the impression that wheat does not succumb to wind blasting, and grasshoppers don’t eat it. Learn something new every day.
    • 6/14/24, Page 107 – The power of a loaf of bread, especially first thing in the day, is legion. It protects the body from heat, cold, winds, and harmful spirits. Consuming it can increase both intelligence and wisdom. It increases one’s ability to study and teach Torah, and the charisma to have people pay attention. It’s basically a gamer’s stat food.
    • 6/15/24, Page 108 – Torah scholars share in contributions to community infrastructure just like their neighbors – things like paying for water supply, which in modern times one could extend to other utilities. But there is one exception, the defense of the community, be it the then equivalent of police or military. It is assumed that their piety brings with it divine defense from God. This, btw, is a big part of why the ultra-orthodox and/or chassidim, have not historically served in the Israeli military.
    • 6/16/24, Page 109 – Off on a tangent, as today’s passage keeps referring to “vegetables and beets” in discussions of farming and harvesting. Why are beets singled out? They were not the only root crop grown – there were carrots, radishes. onions, leeks, and garlic, certainly. I doubt we’ll ever have a definitive answer, but historians have posited various things elevating the status of the beet – source of sugar, detoxifier, easy to grow in arid ground, doubles as cow fodder.
    • 6/17/24, Page 110 – In what might be one of the first codified in writing examples of eminent domain, the rabbis discuss compensation for the owner of a tree that is planted near a city when the city wants it cut down for whatever reason. If the tree was there before the city, they owe the owner of the tree compensation. However, if it was planted after the city was founded, even though outside of the city limits, they owe nothing. Either way, the tree is gone.
    • 6/18/24, Page 111 – Day (or night) workers are to be paid on the same day that they worked, at the finish of their labors. Basically, if they are Jewish or non-Jewish but follow the “Noahide laws”, they are to be paid before nightfall (or sunrise if they work at night). If they’re not Jewish or followers, they must be paid before the start of the next work day (or night). It seems a minor difference, but at the same time says volumes about the relationship between religious factions.
    • 6/19/24, Page 112 – Not paying an hourly or daily worker at the completion of his work is considered as if you’ve robbed him of his soul, and set about to kill him. So say the rabbis. What if a worker is contracted to produce something or complete a project? Compensation is tied to either the completion of the project, or the receipt of the item produced, and payment must be made the same day. This can lead to issues if the person paying doesn’t come to a shop to pick up a completed item, to which the rabbinical response is, “then technically, it now belongs to the person who did the work”.
    • 6/20/24, Page 113 – I love when there are just little quirky rulings in the Talmud. If someone owes you a debt, and doesn’t pay by the due date, you can take collateral from him. You can’t personally enter his property to do so, but an agent of the court can do so for you. There is one caveat (really two, but it’s more fun to just use this one) – if you take his bedding, you are required, each night, to return his pillow to him so he can sleep comfortably, and then you can pick it up in the morning again.
    • 6/21/24, Page 114 – When taking “collateral”, or in some cases, possessions to satisfy a debt, it is incumbent on the creditor to leave the debtor sufficient resources to continue to live, albeit “at a lower standard” than he’s used to. Enough to keep a roof over his head and food on the table, and, in a self-serving rabbinical ruling, enough to pay his regular consecration tithes to the Temple and/or local houses of worship. After all, why should the priests and rabbis be deprived?
    • 6/22/24, Page 115 – Way back when we spent multiple pages on the “Sabbatical Year”, when all debts are cancelled. Much of that tractate was dedicated to ways around it – both from the lender’s side of not wanting to lose whatever money he’d invested, but also the borrower, because otherwise, who would loan him anything with that year coming. Now it turns out – any debt backed by collateral is not subject to cancellation. Why didn’t they all just do that?
    • 6/23/24, Chapter 10, Page 116 – If you rent out rooms or an apartment or a home to someone and at some point it becomes uninhabitable due to the need for repairs, you are required to provide alternate living space for the renter until the repairs are done. That includes, if you have nothing else available, sharing your own home with them until their rented space is habitable again. Quite the incentive to make repairs as soon as needed.
    • 6/24/24, Page 117 – A house is co-owned by two people, one who occupies the lower floor, one the upper floor. It collapses or burns down. One owner wants to rebuild, one owner does not. The rabbinical court rules that the one who wants to rebuild can rebuild one or both floors, at his own expense, and occupy the whole thing. The other cannot occupy or benefit from the property unless and until he pays his share. Seems fair.
    • 6/25/24, Page 118 – Payment for work must be made not just in a timely manner as discussed on previous pages, but in the manner originally agreed to. If you promised to pay cash, you pay cash. You can offer an alternative, something in barter, perhaps, or another type of currency, but the worker is under no obligation to accept anything but the originally agreed on method. Further, if he accepts an alternative once, that does not obligate him to accept it again in the future.
    • 6/26/24, Page 119 – A tiered garden, the upper and lower tiers owned by different people. Vegetables are found growing out of the wall that separates them, to whom to they belong? Some say the upper garden owner, because if he removed some dirt from his tier, there would be no wall to grow from; others say the lower tier owner because if he filled in his garden there would be no wall to grow from. Unresolved. We end Bava Metzia with a literal cliffhanger, if you will.

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  • Seder Nezikin – “Book of Damages”
  • Bava Kamma – “The First Gate”
  • That’s it. We’re done with women. We’re on to damages, and no, they’re not directly related. This book is a series of discussions on different sections of Torah law where it ties into the Jewish civil and/or criminal court system, and the setup of the court system itself. This first tractate jumps into the middle of the laws in Exodus 21-22. It feels particularly poignant at this point in time, as, among the issues addressed in this part of Exodus are both abortion, and, the killing of people or damaging of property as collateral damage to other actions.
    • 11/4/23, Chapter 1, Page 2 – Ox. Pit. Tooth/Claw. Fire. I feel a bit like I’m looking at a word set in the NYT “Connections” game and trying to figure out the relationship. Thankfully, the rabbis do this for us. The category of “Ox” laws are those damages caused by a moving animal or object collaterally to their movement. “Pit” laws are damages caused by an immovable source, without criminal intention. “Tooth” or “claw” damages are caused by intentional acts of a  “living spirit”, while “Fire” are intentional acts without “living spirit”. There is a start exploring Ox versus Tooth with regard to a bull that tramples accidentally versus one that attacks and gores.
    • 11/5/23, Page 3 – The learned folk attempt to define the four categories from yesterday via actions – for example, Ox is broken down into Trampling and Eating, where an ox or donkey or other animal wanders off on its own and causes damage to someone else’s property by, well, trampling on it or eating it. Except when the owner of the animal deliberately or negligently sets the animal off in the direction of someone else’s property, at which point it may become Goring, and fall under Tooth/Claw. A similar dichotomy is used to separate Pit from Fire, as to whether an inanimate object, like a pit, flame, or tool, should have been more carefully tended to or protected by its owner.
    • 11/6/23, Page 4 – Continuing with contrasts to help define the categories. Eating versus Goring is on the menu today. In the case of Eating, a part of the Ox category, like Trampling, the ox, donkey, or human, is out there doing something pleasurable to itself, and causes collateral damage, or, even, the eating itself damages someone or something. In Goring, there is no pleasure, destruction is the intent, focus, and approach. They start to approach the idea that remuneration should be more severe in the case of Goring versus Eating (or Trampling).
    • 11/7/23, Page 5 – The rabbis start in on remuneration for damages on today’s page. I’m assuming this is just a broad introduction. But basically, they offer that the four categories have both overlapping and unique characteristics for paying fines and damages. If I followed it, it basically comes down to a hierarchy that includes payment for actual damages, secondary costs, fines for humiliation and/or degradation, and fines for breaking laws, and our old friend “intention” resurfaces and is applied to the different categories to determine which payments are due.
    • 11/8/23, Page 6 – I am not sure that I have this distinction firmly in my mind, something that happens often in reading the Talmud, and the reason people study and debate it at length. Pit versus Fire. Both involve an inanimate object that causes damage. Someone stumbles in a hole (a literal pit), or trips over a rock or branch; versus a fire causes damage to a nearby structure (literal) or a tool placed on a roof falls off and injures someone. Both unintentional damage, but the difference seems to be in the likelihood of foreseeing that damage. It’s murky!
    • 11/9/23, Page 7 – Back in the late 80s, I took a turn at a different career path, working in real estate, particularly, real estate appraisal, even on the track for my MAI certification. At no point in those years, nor courses, do I recall that time of year was to be taken into account in the valuation of a property. But, according to our esteemed rabbinic folk, the value of land cycles depending on how close to harvest season it is when the appraisal is done. Imagine the nightmare this would add to the scheduling of closing dates.
    • 11/10/23, Page 8 – Just as in modern times, loans back in the day were often secured by a lien on property. The better quality of the property, the better the terms of the loan, and the opposite also is true. The rabbis argue over the ethics of substituting inferior quality land for superior quality with a lien, when the latter is sold. And, also, who has first creditor rights – which, in contrast to modern times, they rank as first priority a private debtee, then an institutional one like a bank, and finally, a wife. Also, interestingly, debt cannot be inherited and is not passed down to children when a debtor dies.
    • 11/11/23, Page 9 – Wait. On yesterday’s page we were told that debt cannot be inherited. And here today, a discussion about the apportionment of debt between two sons who inherited land when their father died. This sent me back to compare the two pages. It appears that I slightly misread yesterday’s page – children don’t inherit monetary debt, like a loan, and do not have to repay monies borrowed. But a lien against property remains, so can be collected by a creditor in the form of taking a portion of land in lieu of payment.
    • 11/12/23, Page 10 – Different from the other three categories, with Fire, its inherent nature is to cause damage. That doesn’t take away from its positive effects, but it imposes on the person who is making use of it, to control it. When it causes unplanned damage to someone else’s property, that person is automatically considered liable, because unintended consequences are assumed to be preventable with proper control. This includes a person who cedes control to someone who isn’t considered competent to wield control (the usual “minors, imbeciles, and deaf-mutes” litany).
    • 11/13/23, Page 11 – The rabbis touch on what, in today’s world, has become a hot button issue – abortion. In a discussion about compensation for loss of an animal’s life due to negligence on the part of the owner of Ox or Fire or whatever that caused the damage, the sages turn to damage caused to a fetus or a newborn. They’re quite clear that a baby is not considered a human for which compensation is due until the baby reaches 30 days of age after birth. Talk about late term abortion issues!?
    • 11/14/23, Page 12 – A few pages ago we were exploring the rights of a creditor to receive land in repayment of a lien type debt. Today’s topic delves deeper and into territory that would make great fodder for an ethics class. Start with the question – is a slave part of the “immovable” land and/or house where he works or is he part of the “movable”… furniture and fixtures? Because the answer to that decided if a slave could be repo-ed to satisfy a lien or not. It’s worth noting that the idea that a slave might not be some form of property didn’t enter the conversation.
    • 11/15/23, Page 13 – The rabbis move on to competing realms, via metaphor, of course. What happens when both Ox and Pit cause damage. An example is given of one ox accidentally pushing another into a pit. The rabbinic folk opine that the liability is split between the owners of the ox and the pit. But what about, say, an ox and eating or trampling? Say your ox comes into my field, either just munching on grass, or running about wildly, and my ox defends its territory and kills or damages yours? Then, I have no responsibility, because your ox had no business being in my field.
    • 11/16/23, Page 14 – In general, it seems, that if your ox (again, both literal and metaphorical) causes damage innocuously, your liability is for half the value of what it damaged. If there was malicious intent on your part, or you knowingly let an ox noted for causing damage or rampaging out, then it’s in full. In a tangent, the sages decide that if you borrowed someone else’s ox, and it caused damage, you’re not liable unless you made it clear that you were going to safeguard it like one of your own.
    • 11/17/23, Page 15 – You will be pleased to know that with some logical gymnastics based on passages from Numbers and Exodus, the rabbis decided that the liability of an ox’s owner is the same if it is a woman who is injured or killed rather than a man. Apparently until they had this discussion, that was in doubt. I can’t say that they all seem pleased with this statement of equality of worth, but at least no one tried some other halakhic contortions to try to prove that a woman wasn’t as valuable. Small wins folks, small wins.
    • 11/18/23, Page 16 – I’m caught between two competing impulses. First, the rabbis discuss that there are five distinct kinds of damage that an animal can commit twice before it is held liable, and, presumably, slaughtered. Caveat, you must warn it both times not to do it again. Warn the animal. Twice. Yeah, I see that sinking in. Second, where on a weird tangent, the sages discuss metamorphosis, wherein a male hyena changes into an insectivore bat after seven years, and then seven years later into a herbivorous bat, then a thistle, briar, and, finally, a demon. Each seven years apart. It is not clear to me why this tangent came up, nor how any intelligent person would subscribe to this. But hey, it’s Talmudic. It will probably come back to us in reference to the reason we do some ritual on an obscure holiday.
    • 11/19/23, Chapter 2, Page 17 – If a chicken causes damage while hopping about and pecking at things, the owner is liable for 100% of the damages, because, well, it’s a chicken. That seems to be all the reasoning needed. In other news, when King Hezekiah of Judea died, 36,000 Torah scholars came to his grave to mourn and study for either 3, 7, or 30 days, no one seems sure. They did doff their robes off the shoulder as a sign of… what?
    • 11/20/23, Page 18 – Apparently, chapter 1 finished off the oxen, and we have moved on to chickens and dogs. The gist of today’s passage is that if a chicken or dog causes inadvertent damage while engaged in typical behavior, its owner is liable for full damages, because such things are easily foreseeable. On the other hand, if it is doing something atypical or unexpected and causes damage, its owner is only liable for half the damages, as it couldn’t be easily foreseen. All these animal examples, one assumes, are metaphors for incidents that involve people too – a child, a slave, an employee, etc.
    • 11/21/23, Page 19 – The sages are discussing the various types of damage (and, of course, liability for) when a chicken is pecking about, and sends pebbles flying that break vessels and windows, damage homes and people, or kicks things and causes similar damage. Now, I’ve been on farms that were raising chickens many a time. Just what the hell kind of chickens were they raising that could do this much damage with their kicks or flung pebbles?!
    • 11/22/23, Page 20 – Basically, the rabbis are reinterpreting our old friend “intention”, as applied to responsibility on the part of humans, with typical/atypical behavior on the part of animals. I’m assuming that they’re assuming that animals don’t possess intention, but rather simply innate behaviors, some of which are typical or common, and some of which deviate from the norm. Apportioning of responsibility and liability is applied much the same as for intention in humans.
    • 11/23/23, Page 21 – Today the discussion centers around combinations of events. An example, a dog snatches some food from a grill, and runs away to eat it, accidentally bringing along a small bit of glowing coal. The coal ignites a fire in the place the dog stops to eat the food. Liability of the dog’s owner? Full for the food, half for the destruction of the fire. Why? Because the first is an intentional and foreseeable act, the second is not.
    • 11/24/23, Page 22 – This random outbreak of fire takes a gruesome turn, as the rabbis discuss liability for what happens if someone’s livestock or slave is burned in the fire. Because, of course, livestock and slaves are more or less equals in their minds. They do give some intelligence credit to the slave, in that, if a goat is burned, regardless of whether it is tethered, the person responsible for the fire is liable for payment. If it’s a slave, he’s only liable if the slave was bound or shackled, because otherwise, it is assumed the slave had the opportunity to run away from the fire, and chose not to. Not always how fire situations work.
    • 11/25/23, Page 23 – We’ve all seen those TV lawyer shows where the accused argues some ridiculous counterclaim, sometimes so much so that we want them to win just to laugh about it. Referring back to the dog from two days ago who stole some food, the rabbis discuss such an idea. As, the challenger argues, the dog’s mouth is the property of the accused, then the “damage” to the food is occurring on his own property, and therefore he is not liable for payment for it. Sounds like the perfect excuse for “dine and dash”.
    • 11/26/23, Page 24 – The rabbis discuss forewarning the owner of an ox that is being violent so that he can take steps to both prevent it causing more damage, and also eliminate his liability for damages. First, they decide, that three incidents must take place on three consecutive days. Not on the same day, and not more spread out, and witnesses have to testify in court, in front of the owner, to the incidents. You’d think it’d be easier to just warn the guy, even after one incident. But then, this is more about liability than it is about safety.
    • 11/27/23, Page 25 – Today’s conversation centers around lenient versus strict punishments – why some things require full liability payment and others only half. They’ve previously discussed levels of intentionality and forewarning but want more. Bizarrely, they use the “punishment” of menstruation versus STDs (7 days vs 14 days isolation), and being in the presence of a corpse versus moving it (same isolation times). It still comes back to some level of intentionality, but now they’ve got Torah to back them up.
    • 11/28/23, Page 26 – Finally moving a bit beyond talking about animals of labor and liability, the rabbis move the conversation towards humans. Still keeping the same four categories of damages, they note that humans are basically always “forewarned” of their potential to cause damage, and/or hurt or kill someone or something, and therefore, full liability always applies when a human is the one causing damages. After all, we are considered the first or second most dangerous species on the planet.
    • 11/29/23, Chapter 3, Page 27 – A man falls from a roof, and in doing so “inserts himself into a passing woman”, he is liable for damage, pain, medical costs, and loss of livelihood, but not for humiliation, unless it was intentional. I have so many questions. Clothing? The bizarre geometry that would be involved in this happening. Given that they brought it up, what would have to be going through his head to have that situation be intentional?
    • 11/30/23, Page 28 – Oxen, jugs of wine, piles of property. All, in one way or another used to illustrate, metaphorically or directly, that one may take back what is theirs, if someone else has stolen it, or created an access barrier to it. The question that arises is whether one is justified in doing so on their own, or only with a court decision. The debate is contentious, especially if it involves damage or harm to the person, or his property, in question. It’s a real sheriff vs repo man sort of brawl.
    • 12/1/23, Page 29 – It’s always fascinating when the rabbis discuss people’s attempts to evade their responsibilities. Two cases are discussed today, the first where someone simply renounces their ownership of an animal that caused damage, after the fact, having decided that the liability costs are greater than the loss of the animal. The other, in the Pit category, after someone is injured in a hole on your property, you fill in the hole, then empty it out, and claim it’s a new hole and you have no idea where the hole being talked about is. Neither of these fly with the council.
    • 12/2/23, Page 30 – If you embed thorns, barbs, shards of glass in a wall protecting your property, you are not liable if someone injures themselves on them, since other than someone with ill intent towards you, no one should be rubbing themselves against your wall or climbing it. On the other hand, if you embed such things in someone else’s wall without their knowledge, you are liable if they or anyone else is hurt by them, even though the same logic might apply.
    • 12/3/23, Page 31 – Carrying crossbeams, barrels, pottery, weaving in and out of other foot traffic, it’s a dance worthy of a film sequence. It’s also a minefield of potential collisions, slips, and falls, and fodder for discussions of liability. My take-away, watch where the hell you’re going.
    • 12/4/23, Page 32 – Yesterday’s dance of crossbeam and barrel collisions takes on a whole new meaning with the rabbis having the conversation pivot to, well, penis and vagina, and whether similar rules of liability for damages incurred during foot traffic also apply to damage during sexual intercourse. This engenders an exploration of permission, intent, and even whether or not the woman can be considered an active participant in the act.
    • 12/5/23, Page 33 – Ah, the arrogance of those who think they are just a cut above all the rest. In a surreptitiously self-referential ruling, the sages opine that one’s mentee, student, apprentice, lives in complete awe of their mentor, teacher, master, and should do exactly as instructed, always. So if tell your minion to vamoose for the day, and they don’t, and they get injured because of something you do, you’re not liable, because having told them to go, you have no obligation to take safety precautions.
    • 12/6/23, Page 34 – In the event of accidental damage by an ox (or other animal) to another’s property, one’s liability is for half of the decrease in current value. Future value is not taken into consideration. In the event that the property is killed or destroyed and no longer has value, the owner of the ox that caused it is sold and the value received is split evenly between the owners.
    • 12/7/23, Page 35 – Sometimes an ox is just an ox. While much of this tractate has been about them, much of it has seemed more metaphorical than really about oxen. Or so it seemed, until today, when the rabbis delve into the question of the intelligence and creativity of the beasts. They explore reported incidents of various methods of self-cure, from causing a fire in order to use the ashes to heal a wound, to drinking liquor to numb pain. No solid conclusions are reached, of course.
    • 12/8/23, Chapter 4, Page 36 – What is an owner’s liability if his ox gores several other oxen over the course of time, it’s clear that the ox is “belligerent”, and the owner’s been warned about this? Why, the ox is sold, and the latest victim’s owner gets half the proceeds (50%), the penultimate victim’s owner gets half of what is left (25%), the next oldest gets half of that (12.5%), on down the line. Fascinating, if bizarre approach, and even more so that the belligerent’s owner gets to keep something, if an ever decreasing amount.
    • 12/9/23, Page 37 – You know, a lot of my folk complain that we get associated, negatively, with money too often, but, hey, the Talmud spends a lot of time on it – I think it’s cropped up in every tractate at some point, and often not in positive light. In a tangent, the sages discuss the case of Rabbi Yosef, who upon being awarded a small amount after a court case against someone who slapped him, snaps out to give it to the poor, “it’s not worth my time to collect it”. Shades of Bill Gates and the $100 bill on the sidewalk.
    • 12/10/23, Page 38 – This is a troubling page in the tractate, as the rabbis discuss the meaning of “other”. Superficially the argument is over liability for when one’s ox gores another’s ox. There is consensus, but not 100%, that a Jewish owner only owes damages if the other is a Jew as well, not a Gentile. In contrast, though more contentious, a Gentile owner owes damages if his ox gores a Jew’s ox. Backed by examples from other, unrelated situations, the gist of the argument is whether or not Gentiles are “lesser people” for not being Jews.
    • 12/11/23, Page 39 – We’re back to our trio of “incompetents” – deaf-mutes, minors, and imbeciles; plus, owners who are overseas. They are not liable if their ox gores someone or some thing, as they are considered incapable of being forewarned. In an interesting twist – if their status changes – they regain their hearing, they reach the age of majority, regain their senses, or return from overseas, respectively, things are reset to zero, and the ox is considered neutral unless it demonstrates further belligerence, and the now competent owner is forewarned anew.
    • 12/12/23, Page 40 – “What if”, one sage asks another, “an ox has two owners and there is a fine to be paid. The rules state “the owner must pay the fine in full”, and doesn’t posit a situation with more than one owner. Does each owner pay in full, resulting in a double fine, which fulfills the letter, but not the spirit of the law, or does each pay half, which fulfills the spirit but not the letter?” Not taking this lightly, his respondent replies that this is going to take some time to think through, and we, as well as his questioner, are left hanging.
    • 12/13/23, Page 41 – Today’s passage tackles the dicey topic of being humped by an ox. And, not because you, the human in the equation, decided to engage in intercourse with said ox, but because the ox did. And if you are injured or killed, the ox is only considered liable if it killed you with its horns, not with its… pleasure parts. And only if it was intentional on the ox’s part. I’m of mind that the whole discussion of oxen intentionality in this situation is a coverup for a human’s reputational embarrassment.
    • 12/14/23, Page 42 – In today’s situation we have an ox that has no history of rampaging, so its owner has not been warned to keep it in check. Because of this, it’s assumed that if it kills someone, it isn’t intentional, and there’s no liability. But, the rabbis go to an extreme case – what if it kills a pregnant woman, or causes her to miscarry? Is there liability for the fetus? Which seems a strange question given that they’ve already decided there’s no liability for the woman’s death or injury. And, the answer, either direction, is contested.
    • 12/15/23, Page 43 – There’s a weird Talmudic principle that a person cannot be held civilly liable crime solely by their own admission, there must be witnesses (this is separate from court proceedings for criminal charges). Sometimes. In context, if a man’s ox kills a slave and there were no witnesses, but the man admits his ox was responsible, he isn’t liable to pay compensation. Except, if the victim is not a slave, but a freeman, then he does pay, because, basically, “if there had been witnesses, they would have concurred with his testimony”. What?
    • 12/16/23, Page 44 – An interesting logical question arises. An adult human who mains or kills a child is liable for all associated costs – damages, pain, humiliation, medical costs, and loss of livelihood. On the flipside, a child who maims or kills an adult or child is not liable, as it is assumed they don’t have agency or intent. So what about oxen? In specific, do the actions of a calf, rather than an adult ox, create liability if it injures or kills a human (or another ox)? It’s quite the lively debate today, with, as usual, no solid resolution.
    • 12/17/23, Page 45 – An ox does something that may create liability. While a decision is being considered by the rabbinic court, the owner sells the ox. If the court comes back with a decision that the owner is liable, that liability falls on the new owner. If the court finds that the owner is liable, and the owner sells the ox after the decision, the sale is considered invalid, and the original owner is liable, but the ostensible new owner is not automatically given his money back. Clearly, oxen due diligence was an important step in any purchase!
    • 12/18/23, Chapter 5, Page 46 – Damage to a fetus is in the news today. To wit, a cow is found gored to death. At its side, a stillborn calf. The question, in the realm of liability, is whether the owner of the ox that gored the cow to death is considered liable for the calf’s death. Since, at least at the time, there was no way to determine if the calf was delivered before or after the goring, the rabbis decide, for a change, on a compromise position – 50% of the value of the cow, and 25% of the value of the calf, no further questions asked.
    • 12/19/23, Page 47 – The rabbis take a moment to address whether or not there is liability for an egg, laid or unlaid, when a hen is killed by another chicken. After all, they’ve just established that a stillborn calf creates liability if the mother is gored by another cow. The upshot seems to be that since we can’t see into the egg, we don’t know if it was a viable chicken or not, and therefore, no, there is no liability. We have encountered here what I’m going to call Schrödinger’s chicken.
    • 12/20/23, Page 48 – Most of this page focuses on liability when someone is in another’s home or workplace with, or without, permission. But an end note caught my eye, as the rabbis discuss the amount of compensation to pay a woman’s husband if you, or your ox, accidentally causes her to miscarry. The amount is set at the marketplace difference between her value “if she were to be sold as a servant” before versus after giving birth.
    • 12/21/23, Page 49 – Rabbi Shimon ben Gamliel is not pleased with yesterday’s ruling on the valuation of liability. After all, he opines, a woman’s value goes up after she’s given birth – because, well, she can do more chores, and, you know, is ready to get pregnant again. No, he says, the liability value should be the value of selling the baby on the open market, not the woman. I’m fairly certain he has not made this conversation better by speaking.
    • 12/22/23, Page 50 – Digging a pit, tunnel, or cave on public property, even with all appropriate permits, creates liability for pedestrian safety, unless measures are taken to protect them, like signage and surrounding the opening with a fence or wall. The rabbis also opine that the same is true on private property, because even though a pedestrian who injures themselves might be trespassing, the owner should still take safety precautions to protect the public. I’m just glad we’ve moved on from the category of Ox liability to Pit liability.
    • 12/23/23, Page 51 – While it is true that an ox or donkey might stumble into an open pit that doesn’t have a fence around it, it is not simply the pit, and its depth, that might cause them harm or death. It is, the rabbis murmur, also the “lethal fumes” that might be emanating from it. They’re not going to discuss that this pit is a cesspool, filled with human and animal waste. We’re just going to keep repeating “but, the lethal fumes…” and fanning themselves delicately.
    • 12/24/23, Page 52 – In the course of a discussion about damage caused by a group of oxen, goats, or sheep, the rabbis’ eyes alight on the flock’s leader, the mashkukhit, but lays the blame on the shepherd, who, if his head is not in the game, basically makes the flock’s leader blind. Rabbi Ya’akov points out that this is like when God is angry with us, he ensures that our leader is “blind”, i.e., incompetent and without a moral compass. One might hazard a guess that God is really pissed off at us these days.
    • 12/25/23, Page 53 – If an ox falls forward into a pit, the owner of the pit is liable for its value, because it is assumed he didn’t provide adequate safety precautions either around the pit or regarding lethal fumes (we’re back to those). If, however, the ox falls backward into the pit, the pit’s owner is not liable, because he is not required to ensure the safety of an ox who is not paying attention to where it is going. I foresee applications to drivers 1500 years in the future, i.e., now.
    • 12/26/23, Page 54 – Talmudic passages like those of this tractate are often treated as metaphor for human interactions. Is this a valid approach. Preemptively, the Talmudic rabbis discuss this on today’s page, breaking it down to the choice of language – does it specify “ox”, or does it start a list with “oxen and donkeys”, or even “flocks”. Does the choice of singular or plural, sanctified or not, indicate whether the principles should be generalized? As always, there’s no agreement, and we are left hanging.
    • 12/27/23, Page 55 – As we wrap up this chapter with a discussion on different species and telling them apart, that seems to have no relationship to our discussion of liability, we have quite the conundrum. According to Abbaye, the way to tell the difference between a wild goose and a domestic goose is that the former has external testes, i.e., a scrotum, while the latter does not. Ornithologists agree that there are no bird species with external… ball sacks… so Abbaye was, well, wrong.
    • 12/28/23, Chapter 6, Page 56 – We open this chapter with an overview of six situations where the rabbis note that one may not be liable for damages under civil or criminal law, but which are morally wrong and that will be judged by God. Most of these revolve around circumstances that today we’d either call contributory negligence, or failure to take reasonable precautions. You may be able to wash your hands of your deeds in human court, but not in the court of Heaven.
    • 12/29/23, Page 57 – If you find a lost or stolen object, and go to return it to the owner, but find the owner not home, and leave it in a place where the owner will find it, this is considered the fulfillment of a good deed. After all, you tried, and you can’t be expected to sit around waiting for the owner. However, if the object gets stolen before the owner returns, you are now financially on the hook for it, for not safeguarding it. Seems a really bad rabbinic ruling to me, as it basically says… don’t get involved.
    • 12/30/23, Page 58 – Who has jurisdiction over liability disputes – the beit din, the rabbinical court, or the Exilarch, the secular leader of the Jewish community? When they issue competing rulings, which one takes precedence? Well, that all depends. “On what?” you might rightfully ask. And, you wouldn’t get a satisfying answer, because it simply comes down to “that depends”, and seemed to result in two parties to litigation disagreeing about which court’s ruling they wanted to follow.
    • 12/31/23, Page 59 – If your animal ate unripe grapes from someone’s vine, you are liable for the future value of the grapes when mature. If it eats unripe figs, you are liable for the difference in the value of the orchard before and after it ate. Why the difference? Grapes stress the vines, so relieving the vine of stress benefits the plant, whereas figs don’t, and somehow this relates to that a rapist does not have liability for pain and suffering if he rapes a virgin, because rape or no, her first time will cause pain and suffering, so he’s just gotten that out of the way for her.
    • 1/1/24, Page 60 – If you see male dogs crying, get away fast, it means the Angel of Death is nearby, yet, if you see them playing happily, you are in a good place, the spirit of Elijah is there to protect you. Male dogs are attuned to the supernatural, you see. Unless a female dog is nearby, in which case the male dogs are likely only crying or playing in order to impress her, and their actions are no longer a reliable indicator of which spirit is in the area. I do not know why we are on this tangent.
    • 1/2/24, Page 61 – Slash and burn is a commonly used technique in farming and forestry to clear out underbrush and make the land ready for use. Apparently it was “back then” as well, as the rabbis discuss the liability for damage to someone else’s property if the fire leaps a fence or a waterway. They establish minimums – 24 feet wide for water, and 6 feet high for a fence – as long as those minimums are met, there is no liability. I don’t know exactly what fences were like back then, but that seems a bit iffy to me.
    • 1/3/24, Page 62 – Unsubstantiated claims are a problem for courts everywhere. In context, someone accidentally, or, on purpose, burns down another’s house, or causes some container, like a sack, or box, to be lost. The owner claims that some particular valuables were lost in the fire or accident. Is the accused responsible for their cost? It depends on if it’s “customary” to have such objects in the claimed place. It’s also based on character witnesses for the accuser. It’s basically a crapshoot.
    • 1/4/24, Chapter 7, Page 63 – One of the things that’s challenging in reading and/or studying Talmud is understanding why sometimes the rabbis generalize a principle from Torah verses and sometimes they focus on the specific. On today’s page we learn that one of the clues, that someone, sometime, decided was important – a specific detail sandwiched between two generalizations is there in order to call one’s attention to the detail, and in such cases that should always be the focus.
    • 1/5/24, Page 64 – If a thief comes forward and confesses his theft, he is liable only for the return of the object stolen, or its value. If he is discovered, or found through witnesses, to have committed a theft he is liable not only for the same, but for penalties, at the discretion of the judges of the court. It’s interesting that the takeaway is that if you steal it’s best to confess and return the object, rather than “Thou shalt not steal” in the first place.
    • 1/6/24, Page 65 – Oh the conniving wiles of a thief. He is caught with your goods, in this case, some livestock – an ox, a sheep, a goat. It has wasted away, and he claims that its value is minimal, that restitution should be as well. Or, he has fattened it up, readying it for the dinner table, and he claims that any restitution should be reduced by the amount of added value now that the animal has been returned. The rabbis demur, and rule that a thief pays restitution and penalties based on value at the time of theft.
    • 1/7/24, Page 66 – In the infamous wars of words and ideas between the two famed sages Hillel and Shammai, I have to admit, I often come down on the side of Shammai. For example, on today’s page they are discussing a thief who steals something, and then repurposes it, makes it better, makes it into something else. Hillel says that by having changed the nature of the item, the thief acquires it, and is now the rightful owner. Shammai says, f*ck that, it’s stolen, it belongs, and always will belong, to the person it was stolen from.
    • 1/8/24, Page 67 – Our thief steals construction materials, and uses them in the building of a consecrated structure – a ritual bathhouse, a prayer hall, a study center. The Torah says the item must be returned to its owner when the thief is caught or comes forward. Not wanting their sacred spaces torn down, nor even deconsecrated, the rabbis agree with Hillel from yesterday, and decide that the item has been changed, and no longer belongs to its original owner, and a simple payment for value, like a purchase, is just fine.
    • 1/9/24, Page 68 – A theft has occurred long ago and the owner has given up hope of ever seeing his property – but one day the thief is caught and the property returned. Many of the sages argue that given the owner’s despair, and lack of hope, and the return of the property, the thief owes nothing more, and is no longer punishable, because the owner had moved past caring. Not all agree, and there’s a lively argument, but more and more I get the sense that thievery was considered by them as just another profession to be regulated, as opposed to an avocation that was considered morally wrong.
    • 1/10/24, Page 69 – There is definitely something fishy going on with the thievery world. You see, there are thieves, and there are robbers. The former are sneaky, and do things in stealth, the latter are brazen, and steal openly. Robbers, by virtue of their openness, are not subject to penalties when caught, just restitution, whereas thieves are subject to additional penalties. But, if a thief knows he’s about to be caught, he can openly confess, return the stolen goods or their value, and not be subject to additional financial penalties. This is weird.
    • 1/11/24, Page 70 – A thief claims that he is not a thief at all, and has a document from the original owner transferring ownership of the object or animal in question, under certain conditions, which the thief claims he has met. The original owner claims the document is fake, or that the conditions have not been met. Expected questions are raised – authenticity of the document, and, indeed, whether the conditions have been met. One caveat is expounded in depth – if the conditions met involved violating the Sabbath, the absolved thief may not have financial liability, but may well be executed for that violation!
    • 1/12/24, Page 71 – Continuing from yesterday’s death penalty for violating the Sabbath, what if the thief didn’t himself violate it, but instructed someone else to do whatever it was with the stolen object or animal that caused the violation? Well in that case, since he’s not going to be put to death, the thief does owe financial penalties to the original owner. And in regard to other important holidays, like Yom Kippur, since there is no death penalty for violating it… just lashes… he owes fines. Death is your only way out of paying the fines, it seems.
    • 1/13/24, Page 72 – Our thief gets a break today when it is discovered that witnesses to his crime embellished the story – making up parts of what they claimed to have seen in order to make sure he is caught. The thief no longer owes any restitution or fines – everything is ordered paid by the witnesses for having not stuck to the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Also, Rav Nahman changes his vote on a previous thief related crime, claiming that he was hangry and couldn’t think straight.
    • 1/14/24, Page 73 – Witnesses who are found to be “conspiring”, i.e., lying in order to put blame for a crime on someone, are disqualified. The question arises, if they’ve been a witness in previous situations, does this disqualify their past testimony. Abaye says yes… we can’t trust anything they’ve ever said. Rava says no… we’d have to go back and re-try all the cases they were part of and that would be sooooo much work. Sounds like the argument heard in many a legal TV series.
    • 1/15/24, Page 74 – If witnesses conspire to free a slave by testifying that the slave’s master injured them in such a way that they were required to be freed (the two oft cited reasons are damage to an eye or the knocking out of a tooth), and are later exposed, they owe the slave’s master for the value of the slave and any compensation he had to pay the slave for damages. Somewhat surprisingly, given some past attitudes towards slaves, the freed slave is not re-enslaved. Though I guess that fits a model where slavery was considered purely an economic interaction.
    • 1/16/24, Page 75 – A thief knows that he’s about to be exposed for theft of an animal, and he’ll be liable to pay for its value. If he slaughtered it rather than sold it, he is also liable for fines. So, he goes to the court and admits he stole the animal, but didn’t slaughter it, he just resold it. He pays the owner for the value. Witnesses arrive, and testify that he did slaughter it. The court cannot now impose fines, because liability and fines are a package deal, and the latter can’t be imposed separately. A weird sort of double indemnity.
    • 1/17/24, Page 76 – We continue this weird sort of possessional liability. If a thief of an animal consecrates the animal to God, via an official temple, he relieves himself of liability for fines to the original owner, and only has to pay the base value. Why? Because in consecrating an animal, it is not considered as losing possession, the person who consecrated maintains ownership even as the physical body of the animal passes on to the Temple and God. Therefore, it’s not like he sold it. So say the sages.
    • 1/18/24, Page 77 – If a thief steals an animal and sells “part of it” – various examples are given – a partnership in ownership, slaughtering and selling it off in pieces as meat, or one or two slightly more gruesome thoughts – he owes the standard liability, plus a double fine. Now that’s versus the quadruple or quintuple fines that are assessed for selling the whole animal. Is this double fine assessed “per piece”, or just once? Enquiring minds want to know.
    • 1/19/24, Page 78 – I follow a Facebook group that explores some of the topics raised daily in these pages. One person asked this morning why Temple priests don’t just ask everyone if the sacrificial animal is stolen, and that will prevent a stolen animal from ever being sacrificed. Another noted that offering a stolen animal as a sacrifice would be breaking the rules and dishonest, and good people just wouldn’t do that. I find myself wondering if these people understand the concept of “thief”?
    • 1/20/24, Page 79 – If a thief stole an animal and used it as collateral to protect or save another person, to pay off a serious debt, or to redeem someone from indenture, he is not liable for any fines, just the value of the animal. I’m assuming, though without evidence (that’s what assuming is, I guess), that the rabbinical court at the least requires some sort of proof that the “I needed it for a really good reason” defense is valid?
    • 1/21/24, Page 80 – We veer off into the world of small animals. At some point, the sages had apparently ruled that one cannot raise such animals in urban areas – dogs, cats, sheep, goats, and genets (a new one for me, appearing a bit like a larger feral mongoose or ferret) – because they posed a danger to small children and also might eat one’s neighbors’ gardens. You were allowed to keep them briefly, up to 30 days, if chained up. It also becomes clear that when talking about cats and dogs they’re not talking about the domesticated versions we know today, but something more on the savage side.
    • 1/22/24, Page 81 – Footpaths, E-paths, GR routes, long-distance trails, whatever name they may be called where you live, these hiking routes have a history that goes back to antiquity. Today we find that Joshua, Moses’ successor, had a list of his own ten commandments, all related to access to cities, forests, and waterways, that gave walkers, probably nomads at that time, ten specific rights of passage, firewood, food and water, across and around private property, without impediment.
    • 1/23/24, Page 82 – If you spend any time with the Talmud, you know that parsing sentences, both for structure and content, is at its core. So of course yesterday’s list of ten commandments of rights-of-way by Joshua was going to get a lot of scrutiny. The contents of his rules aren’t really in dispute, just whether or not, given the wording, there are really ten rules, or maybe there are eleven, or twelve, or nine. Because the Talmudic rabbis have to show that they’re paying attention to the details, right?
    • 1/24/24, Chapter 8, Page 83 – We are reminded that there are five types of compensation for an injury – damage, pain, medical costs, loss of livelihood or income, and humiliation. We are further reminded that the last of those, humiliation, generally only applies to important people, people of stature, people of wealth, because their reputation and status might be affected, while someone… lesser… can’t really claim that anyone cares about either their reputation or stature.
    • 1/25/24, Page 84 – The sages turn their attention to the “an eye for an eye” Torah principle. Some feel it implies restitution, but the majority come down on the side of literality – an injury is compensated by an equal injury to the perpetrator. Which leads to what if the perpetrator already has that injury? Bizarrely most decide that he is then exempt from punishment. Or how does one create equal injuries when there is a size differential in the two parties, leading to a discussion of proportional response – particularly poignant these days.
    • 1/26/24, Page 85 – How much money is appropriate compensation for pain and suffering? In modern times, a judge or jury makes the decision, based on some nebulous feelings about it all. The Sages took a rather different approach. Ask yourself how much money it would take for you to allow me to anesthetize you and remove your hand surgically; and then, how much money it would take for you to allow me to hack your hand off with a knife or sword, no anesthetic. The difference is the compensation for pain and suffering.
    • 1/27/24, Page 86 – Either the DNA of Jewish men has changed radically since the 4th century, or these guys were living in denial. They declare that there is no greater humiliation for a man to suffer than losing his hair. Beyond that I can think of at least a couple of things I would think would be more humiliating, I’m trying to think of Jewish men who I know who aren’t losing their hair.
    • 1/28/24, Page 87 – Let’s see… blind people, deaf-mute people, imbeciles, minors, and slaves, are not due compensation for humiliation after being injured because… what is there to humiliate? How could injuring them cause humiliation that’s greater then their very existence? There are days reading these tractates when, while I know that society was very different in the past, I just wonder how human beings could interact with other human beings in this manner. Then I look at social media and television and realize we haven’t changed all that much.
    • 1/29/24, Page 88 – If a son or wife sells a man’s property it comes with certain conditions. This assumes the man doesn’t know about it, nor approve. The purchaser does not take ownership until the man dies, even if he has paid upfront. But it also comes with a risk, if the son or wife dies before their father/husband, the purchaser loses whatever he has paid and has no claim on either a refund nor the property. This feels like a plot element in at least half a dozen movies that I’ve seen.
    • 1/30/24, Page 89 – Building on yesterday, for a change, if the property a wife wants to sell to someone is something that is specifically hers to sell because it’s written into their marriage contract, she can’t sell it. Even though it won’t become the purchaser’s property until her husband dies and she comes into possession of it, it is considered like she’s selling off the value of her marriage, demeaning it and herself, and is grounds for not just divorce, but divorce where her husband gets 100% of their property.
    • 1/31/24, Page 90 – Humiliation is the topic the rabbis come back to over and over. Today we have a hierarchy of the humiliation levels of being struck by another, with compensation for that humiliation. 100 dinars for being struck by a fist (presumably because it’s sort of manly or something), 200 dinars for being slapped with an open palm, and 400 dinars for being slapped with the back of the hand, defined as the most degrading sort of assault a man can experience from another man.
    • 2/1/24, Page 91 – If you dig a hole and don’t put up appropriate safeguards, and someone falls into it and is either injured or dies, what is your liability? If the hole is 10 handbreadths (about 30 inches) or less, you are only liable for injuries, as a hole that is so shallow can’t reasonably be the cause of someone’s death. If it’s more than 30″, you could be held liable for the person’s death. For a change, humiliation of the person who fell in the hole is not mentioned.
    • 2/2/24, Page 92 – Paying out all one’s various liabilities handles the civil, earthly end of things. However, if you’ve killed or permanently injured someone, you’re not right with God until you ask your victim (or their family) for forgiveness… and receive it. Heaven’s not interested in your money, you have to be a-okay in your interpersonal milieu.
    • 2/3/24, Chapter 9, Page 93 – When assessing the value of a payment for theft, the courts base it on the value at the time of theft. This came up earlier, at the beginning of this tractate, but is expanded on more fully here. This assumes that the object or animal cannot be simply returned, which is considered to cover the value. If the thief has made significant changes to the object – turned wool into clothing or wood into furniture – he pays on the value of the raw wool or wood, not the finished object.
    • 2/4/24, Page 94 – I, and I’m guessing most of you, have a really different understanding of the role of a thief in society – I’ve mentioned this before in the series of pages in the 60-80 range. It seems, that if a a thief steals from you, improves the object that he stole from you, gets caught, and returns the object to you, you owe him for the improvements, or, you renounce your ownership and let him keep it. This sounds like a golden setup for a conman.
    • 2/5/24, Page 95 – Rabbi Meir has a counterargument to yesterday’s musings. If a thief has improved an object he stole, the thief owes the owner for the increase in value as well as the original value; and if he returns the improved item, well, that’s just the cost of the thievery business. But no, say the others. By that reasoning, if a thief devalues or destroys an object he stole, then he would owe less, or nothing, if you’re basing compensation on change of value. The intricacies these guys get into.
    • 2/6/24, Page 96 – A thief steals an object, and improves it, thereby increasing its value. He then sells it to someone else, making a profit. The thief is later caught, and while criminal sanctions may be imposed, his civil liability is nil, because he no longer possesses the object to return it. The purchaser is on the hook for the value of the original object, as the only thing he was entitled to buy was the improvement to it. Someone, somewhere, must have written at length about the special rights that thieves had in the Talmudic society.
    • 2/7/24, Page 97 – There is a discussion about the use of foreign coinage to pay a liability, with most of the rabbis declaring it invalid, since it can’t be used as a tithe. Rav Nahman disagrees, pointing out that “some of us like to travel and see other places” and could use those coins. Rav Yosef bar Hama’s son blurts out that Rav Nahman keeps a special slave who dances in his wine cellar for private showings. One wonders both why Hama’s son is in this conversation, and how he knows this? Wink, wink.
    • 2/8/24, Page 98 – We start with a thief stealing a valuable coin and throwing it in the ocean. While morally and ethically wrong, the sages, particularly Rambam and Rashi, say that as long as you can see the coin, as long as it’s visible, it’s not lost, and it hasn’t lost any value, so there is no theft, and no liability. The metaphor expounded after, is on the principle of things which are visible, or visualizable, are recoverable, and therefore not gone. This feels like a movie trope where someone is “forced” into crime for revenge.
    • 2/9/24, Page 99 – A woman wants to marry a jeweler, or, perhaps just wants some jewelry, it’s not clear. She tells a jeweler that if he makes her some jewelry, she will be betroth him. This is not s a valid betrothal, because the man is performing his trade and therefore it’s like he’s loaning her money unless she pays for it. Loans are not valid for betrothal, as they must be repaid. He must add money of his own or the betrothal isn’t binding, which might have been her plan to start.
    • 2/10/24, Page 100 – If a judge in a civil case makes a ruling that someone is not liable to pay compensation to a complainant, and is later found to have made an incorrect ruling, the person who would have had to pay is off the hook – but the judge is required to pay the compensation to the victim out of his own, personal funds. Likewise, the reverse, if he makes someone pay who shouldn’t have had to, he has to pay them back, not the person who got the judgment. Think of the impact that would have on our modern day civil court system.
    • 2/11/24, Page 101 – What if? (Okay, I know we’re getting near the end of the tractate with these…) What if a monkey breaks into a dyer’s place, steals dye belonging to one person and cloth to another, mixes the dye up and dyes the cloth… who’s liable? Which leads, obviously to a discussion of woad, a plant that produces blue dye, which leads scholars to argue over tekheleth, a blue dye of unknown origin, which might be woad, or not, and besides some people use woad as the name for blue dye rather than the plant. So there.
    • 2/12/24, Page 102 – It is a mitzvah, a good thing, to donate things like clothing for the poor, or for the priests, or for God. But… let’s be clear guys, not your wife’s clothes or shoes. Those are hers, and donating them for whatever cause is up to her, not you, even if you paid for them. Keep your hands off your wife’s shoes. Apparently, it needed to be not just said, but codified into Talmudic rulings.
    • 2/13/24, Page 103 – If a robber steals something, and swears in court that he did not steal it, but later is found guilty, he has violated two of the ten commandments – thou shalt not steal, and, thou shalt not bear false witness. Here, the rabbis impose an additional “punishment” on the robber – not only does he have to return the object or pay its value, plus a fine, but he has to publicly apologize to his victim, even if it means traveling at his own expense to distant lands – defined as “as far as Medina”… roughly 700 miles from Jerusalem.
    • 2/14/24, Page 104 – Why, one might ask, must an admitted robber travel to wherever his victim is and personally return the object or monetary value, and a fine? Why can he not deliver it to an agent of his victim, or a family member? Because, say the rabbis, it is as if the victim gave the robber the object or money to hold for him, as a personal confidence, and only he can verify its return. That, is the weirdest interpretation of the relationship between a robber and victim I think I’ve ever seen.
    • 2/15/24, Page 105 – There are some who say that if you get from point A to point B it doesn’t matter how you got there – that’s to say, the ends justify the means. The rabbis disagree, using the example of Nazarite who commits to shaving his head, but leaves two hairs unshaven, and then the hairs fall out on their own, has not fulfilled the obligation to shave his head, even though it is bare. It’s not enough to coast on happenstance or the work of others, and then claim credit, you gotta do the work.
    • 2/16/24, Page 106 – Someone swears they didn’t steal your money or thing, or swears they don’t have your money or thing. In court. The court case is closed. The victim, probably still upset, is given no real choice but to accept the decision. What to do when it is found later that the oath was false. Does double jeopardy protect them, given that the court has already ruled on the case, or can it be re-opened because of the new information? It’s a vigorous debate, with no final agreement.
    • 2/17/24, Page 107 – We’ve seen time and again the power given to oaths sworn before God. In modern times people swear “to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God”. What if, Rabba asks, a person lies when swearing he doesn’t owe another money? Perhaps he’s short of cash and is just avoiding things until he has the funds? Perhaps he just doesn’t want to pay someone back? Perhaps, he suggests, an oath before God has no more power than any other statement.
    • 2/18/24, Page 108 – The whole false oath thing carries over to today, where we are told that if someone steals something, later admits that he stole it, and returns it, or its value, he owes an additional 20% as a fine. We know that from earlier pages in this tractate. However, if the thief actually swears before God that he didn’t steal it, and witnesses or evidence prove that he did, he owes double. So there are consequences to false oaths.
    • 2/19/24, Page 109 – A son steals from his parents, but by the time he has developed a conscience and wants to make restitution, his parents have died, and he has inherited their estate. The rabbis say that he still owes restitution, and if there are no co-heirs to repay, he repays to the the priests at the Temple. Why the priests? Is it a scam? No, he repays his debt to the Jewish people as a whole, acknowledging that we are all one big family.
    • 2/20/24, Page 110 – There are only a couple of mitzvahs, commandments that make the world better, that directly involve food. However, there are quite a few that enjoin us to celebrate and enjoy life. Somewhere along the line the Talmudic sages decided that food and drink, and not necessarily in moderation, were a big contribution to the joy of living. Not surprising for a group of self-important men arguing philosophy, morality, and ethics, over dinners replete with numerous dishes and copious amounts of wine.
      • 2/21/24, Chapter 10, Page 111 – What are the responsibilities of the children of a thief? That is, apparently, the theme of this last chapter of the tractate. We start with a broad statement, that if a thief steals an object or money and uses it to feed his children, they bear no responsibility in the future to return the object or repay the theft, after their father dies. But, we then have a first exception – if the thing stolen was collateral for a loan, they must repay it or return it, as it must be available to guarantee the original owner’s debt.
      • 2/22/24, Page 112 – If the Court issues a summons for a debtor to appear and he doesn’t show up, they can assume he is in default and issue a collection decree. The decree doesn’t allow for collection for 90 days because during the first 30 days he might be looking for a way to pay back the loan, during the second 30 days he might have found a way, but needs time to finalize the terms, and during the last 30 days his deal might be signed, but he has yet to collect it. To me, this just seems like allowing him to kick the can down the road for who he owes money to, and when.
      • 2/23/24, Page 113 – If the Court issues a summons for a man to appear to answer charges, and he doesn’t show up, what are they to do? Well, not much really. After all, he’s a Man, and Men have things to do that might keep them busy and not have time for court. At the least, give him another chance, and another, and another. But women are another story. After all, women don’t do anything but sit around at home. If they don’t show up in answer to a summons, they are clearly Rebellious! We can’t have Rebellious Women on our hands!
      • 2/24/24, Page 114 – If two Jews own adjacent land, one cannot sell his land to a gentile without knowledge and acquiescence of the other. Why? Because it is, the rabbis rule, the equivalent of placing a non-domesticated lion at the gates of his neighbor’s home, a direct threat and danger to his existence and way of life. Interesting that this two millennia-old truism is circling back and becoming relevant all over again.
      • 2/25/24, Page 115 – Again, we are back to bizarre rules for thieves. A thief steals an object and sells it. The person who bought it may sell it on to someone else, who may do the same. Regardless of the number of sales, the sages rule that the thief, while he may be responsible for paying a fine or going to jail for the theft, is not responsible for the return of the object. The original owner needs to go to the current owner and pay them the full amount they paid if he wishes to retrieve the object.
      • 2/26/24, Page 116 – Guards employed to protect one’s property are free to leave an employer’s service at any time, as long as they give notice, though there is no timing requirement, unless they have a written contract specifying other terms. Persons who stop a thief, after he has left a burgled property, and recover the stolen goods, don’t have to return them to the owner. The sages discuss the potential (movie plot) disaster of a guard seeing a robbery taking place, notifying the owner that he quits, and waiting for the thieves to leave the property, stopping them, and keeping the stolen goods for himself. Written employment contracts are recommended.
      • 2/27/24, Page 117 – Kahana, a brilliant student, kills a fellow student who was about to betray the Jews to the Babylonians. He’s sent to Jerusalem, in exile, to study with Yohanan, the leading teacher at the rabbinical academy. He’s admonished to keep a low profile and just learn without challenging Yohanan. He does so, but this leads Yohanan to believe he’s a lazy student, and a series of events leads to Yohanan having Kahana killed, due to an imagined slight. Learning of his mistake, he goes to the burial site and prays for Kahana’s resurrection, which is granted, and the two reconcile. But this isn’t the only time Yohanan has someone killed over his imaginings… to be continued in future readings….
      • 2/28/24, Page 118 – It’s prohibited to buy milk, wool, or lambs from shepherds who are employed by others as they might be stealing those from the owner. Likewise no produce or wood from someone whose job is to guard fields or orchards. On the other hand, if a woman is offering any of those things, as well as eggs and chickens, it’s fine to buy from her, because women don’t steal and it’s assumed they have the owner’s consent. I’m not sure if this is a positive or negative bit of misogyny.
      • 2/29/24, Page 119 – We end this tractate as many of them have ended, with a few scattered loose ends that someone felt the need to tie up. Like how much women should be allowed to donate to charity, since they may not have permission for the donation from their husband or father. How strong the stitching on a garment should be, and how many loops of thread are necessary to not leave it open to damage. It’s a reminder that this tractate is, in many ways, the epitome of “God (or Morality, or Compassion, or Humanity) is in the details”.

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Bava Batra – The Last Gate

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  • Bava Batra – “The Last Gate” – You’re Responsible, and Here’s Why
    • With great… property… comes great responsibility. Pre-diving-in that seems to be the message we’re about to delve into. And we’re in for quite a ride. Bava Batra is the longest tractate in the entire Talmud, coming in at 176 pages, so it’s going to occupy us for the next six months. This is also one of the few tractates that is not an exposition on a section of the Torah, and is instead a codification of Jewish oral law around the rights and responsibilities of property owners.
    • 6/27/24, Chapter 1, Page 2 – The first section of the tractate looks at jointly owned property. We jump right in with one or more of the joint owners wanting either a privacy partition on the property, for which he would be responsible, or for security reasons, such as a gate house or security wall, which would be the co-responsibility of all owners. The building and maintenance costs are shared in the latter case, and, the passage is quick to point out, must be in compliance with local building codes.
    • 6/28/24, Page 3 – An argument over wall thickness in regard to building codes. If the stones used to build the wall are unplaned, i.e., they have protrusions, is the thickness of the wall measured from the tip of the protrusions or the base? Left unresolved. A weird tangent at the end of the page – a slave, Herod, rebelled against his Hasmonean masters, killing them all except the king’s daughter who he tried to forcibly marry. She commited suicide. He preserved her body in honey. Some said he preserved her body to have sex with because he really only lusted after her, others say he preserved her body in order to continue his claim he was married to the king’s daughter, whom he loved.
    • 6/29/24, Page 4 – Herod admits to the current leader of the sages that he’s the one who killed all the royalty and a whole bunch of Torah scholars and sages. The leader refuses to curse him and tells him he has to repent – a good start would be rebuilding the Temple. Herod says he’s afraid of the Roman response. The sage tells him to send a messenger to the Romans to stall for time, then go ahead and rebuild the Temple while negotiations are going on. Grace Hopper was a plagiarist.
    • 6/30/24, Page 5 – This one feels like a really bad ruling to me. Ronya owns a field that is surrounded by lands owned by Ravina. Ravina wants to build fences around all four property lines for privacy and demands that Ronya pay for part or all of them. When Ronya demurs, Ravina basically raids his fields to show him that he needs fences. The rabbis rule in Ravina’s favor. I can’t see the logic in this one.
    • 7/1/24, Page 6 – One neighbor builds a wall or fence on his property to give himself some privacy. His next door neighbor builds a higher wall, and demands that the first guy pay for half of it, “since he was already concerned about privacy”. The rabbis rule that he indeed has demonstrated his concern and therefore has to pay half the cost of his neighbor’s wall, but, not the other way around, with the second neighbor paying for half the first’s wall. I am really not following the logic on these pages.
    • 7/2/24, Page 7 – Today’s page goes into very intricacies and decisions when a property is divided by two owners. My favorite is a dispute where one person owns the lower floor and another the upper floor of a building, and the building starts to collapse, or sink, making the lower floor uninhabitable. The upper floor owner doesn’t care about the plight of the lower. The rabbis rule that he can be forced to evacuate while the property is rebuilt, but only once the height of the lower floor collapses to 10 handbreadths… approximately 1 meter in height.
    • 7/3/24, Page 8 – A litany of the various community, city, and state taxes one is expected to pay based on occupation, length of time in residence, and other factors. All are required to contribute. Except Torah scholars, who are to be exempt from paying all taxes, because, well, Torah scholars. On the flipside, God will provide for them and their safety and security, so apparently, the community, city, and state owe them no services in turn beyond basic subsistence.
    • 7/4/24, Page 9 – “Ropa para donar?” (clothing to donate?) is a phrase I hear probably 2-3 times a day when my doorbell is rung. According to Talmudic ruling, if someone is in tattered clothing, you don’t hesitate, you provide them with donated clothing, because otherwise they would be subject to contempt. I’d be out of clothing if I did that, and these folk are rarely disheveled. Interestingly, on the flipside, if someone asks for food, it is considered appropriate to inquire into just how hungry are they, since being hungry doesn’t engender contempt.
    • 7/5/24, Page 10 – We’re off on a tangent about the power of charity, of doing a mitzvah for the sake of the good it will accomplish in the world, regardless of the personal cost. There are lots of clichés and platitudes cited on the subject by one rabbi or another, but the gist of it comes down to that doing something for the good of humanity is more important than whatever personal hardship doing so might engender. Not sure how they’re going to tie this in to rights and obligations of property owners, but I can see a connection coming.
    • 7/6/24, Page 11 – When two or more people appear before the court over a property division dispute, one of the key things that is considered is what is really divisible and what isn’t. While a field may be split up into smaller fields, and a house may be able to be separated into a two family dwelling, depending on configuration. An outhouse, a bathhouse, an olive oil press, cannot be, as dividing them would render them useless to at least one of the disputants. There goes Solomon’s famous act.
    • 7/7/24, Page 12 – In the midst of a discussion on property owners taking care to not block off alleyways that provide access to public streets, the conversation switches to make sure that alleyways that connect cities are also kept clear. I found myself immediately pausing to think about cities connected by alleys – which they differentiate from public thoroughfares, and the only thing that popped into my head was the wardrobe to Narnia.
    • 7/8/24, Page 13 – The sages continue their discussions about what sorts of properties are divisible. Quite the lively argument ensues over whether the “Sacred Writings” can be split up. The question is, if two people co-own a full set of scrolls – the Torah, the Prophets, and the Writings – can those be separated, and does it matter how they’re divided up among physical scrolls – can a scroll be cut? It’s left undecided, but leaning towards “no”, the entirety cannot be split up.
    • 7/9/24, Page 14 – In a side note, we find that a properly scribed Torah scroll (with double poles) should be as close to equal in height (ideally “six handbreadths”, or about two feet) as it is in width when rolled up, but at no point should the width be greater than the height. One Rav Aha bar Ya’akov scribed a Torah that was exactly equal, and his fellow rabbis were so envious that he died from the power of their jealous gaze. Jewish space lasers indeed!
    • 7/10/24, Page 15 – I do love when the sages need to twist themselves into knots to explain inconsistencies or incongruities. There is apparently written documentation, from various preserved scrolls, that certain famous biblical folk wrote not just their own or others’ stories, but wrote specific, spelled out, sections of the Torah. This is, of course, at odds with the “God dictated the Torah to Moses who wrote it down, complete” origin story. It engenders some creative illogic.
    • 7/11/24, Page 16 – We’re on a tangent started on yesterday’s page about the book of Job. Specifically, the sages seem intent on a clear identification of who and what Satan, or, really, in the original Hebrew, “The Satan” is. Via various readings of different Torah passages and the book of Job, they equate The Satan = The Evil Inclination = The Angel of Death. I’m waiting for this to all tie in to something like evil intentions or temptations of property owners.
      • Side note, as there’s a short finish to this chapter on page 17 – an argument over who, in history, has never been subject to the temptations of The Satan. All agree that Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob are included, but the list varies from there, among any of a half a dozen others who various rabbis think merit such esteem. In the end, only the three forefathers are universally agreed upon.
    • 7/12/24, Chapter 2, Page 17 – If you’re going to dig a hole in the ground, for example, a cistern, you are required to make sure it’s not too close to an existing one on, say, a neighbor’s property, and to ensure that the walls are reinforced so that the ground between them will not collapse. The general guideline is 3 handbreadths, or a foot, from your property line, which makes it about 2 feet apart at the closest from your neighbor’s. Apparently we are not going to get a tie-in (yet?) of The Satan to property owner responsibilities.
    • 7/13/24, Page 18 – Like the well in yesterday’s discussion, other things must be kept a foot away from the property line – irrigation channels, vegetable plants, and fertilizer that uses things like lime, urine, and/or manure. Trees must be further, because of their root system – a solid 6 feet away. Of note, if one person keeps bees and another grows mustard, they must be widely separated – bees apparently harm mustard plants, and mustard plants taint the honey of the bees.
    • 7/14/24, Page 19 – Well, I’m glad we clarified this. After yesterday’s prohibition on dumping urine any closer than a foot to the property line wall, an objection is raised. What about peeing? I mean, if you’re going to pee, you pee against the wall. Indeed, most of the rabbis agree that this is an exception – it’s quite proper to stand and pee against a wall. Not everyone agrees, a few call out that it might be proper to do so, but only if you’re a dog.
    • 7/15/24, Page 20 – We’ve read about how impurity from impure objects spreads through a room. If two rooms are connected by an open window, it can spread there too. But what if something is placed in the window to block it? If, and only if, it’s something that otherwise is not of use, and is permanent. So, not a bunch of leaves, or a pile of books, or a hanging curing meat (prosciutto? are they curing prosciutto?), or… a baby. No, you cannot use your baby to block impurities from passing through a window.
    • 7/16/24, Page 21 – Early on, the sages realized that not every man was capable of teaching his sons Torah. So they established a system of teachers for children to learn Torah. Maximum of 25 students per teacher. Teaching gentile children was optional, and the community could forbid it. We later have a scene in the days of King David, where we find that a teacher who taught Torah incorrectly could be executed, and one who failed to notice that his students had learned incorrectly, could potentially be as well. This sounds so familiar….
    • 7/17/24, Page 22 – Most of today’s page is devoted to positioning of walls and ladders and making sure mongooses cannot invade your neighbor’s dovecote and eat the birds or eggs. I, however, am intrigued by the ruling over cosmetics and perfumes peddlers. It seems that the wives of both rich men and rabbis had some influence in Talmudic decisions, as their right to check out the latest in makeup and scents resulted in a ruling that said peddlers never be impeded in their travel or lodging.
    • 7/18/24, Page 23 – So far we’ve focused on not causing direct damage to a neighbor’s property. But what about indirect damage? You’re engaged in an activity that as a byproduct causes damages – they use an example of an activity that attracts crows who might eat produce from a neighbor’s field. GMO seeds spring to mind for a modern day example. The upshot, love thy neighbor as thyself – move or cease the activity in a place where it might indirectly damage a neighbor’s property.
    • 7/19/24, Page 24 – If your property is outside the city walls, you have to take extra care when planting trees. Most must be at least 25 cubits, about 38 feet, from the city wall; while trees that have a lot of branches, like sycamores and carobs, must be double that. Why? Because, it is opined, cities are so aesthetically beautiful that you can’t have trees obscuring approaching travelers’ view of them. Cities – pretty. Trees – not pretty. Umm, okay.
    • 7/20/24, Page 25 – What direction should one face when praying? Well, north if you want to achieve wealth; south if you want to achieve wisdom; and west if you want to touch the Divine Presence. Never east, because that’s the direction that heretics (Christians and Muslims at the time) were instructed to face in order to pray. In the Talmudic view, despite God being everywhere, west was his seat of power, so praying to the east was turning your back on him.
    • 7/21/24, Page 26 – We’re back on the layout of your grounds. If you’re planting a vineyard, you must plant it at least 4 cubits – 6 feet – from the property line. This is in order to allow room to maneuver your oxen around the vineyard at harvest time. Today, that would be room for a mechanical harvester. If you’re planting an orchard, the trees must be 16 cubits – 24 feet – from the property line in order to avoid the roots encroaching on, and “stealing nutrition” from, your neighbor’s soil.
    • 7/22/24, Page 27 – Grammar and geometry occupy today’s page. We start with our tree from yesterday, planted 24 feet from a neighbor’s lands. But what if the roots, or the branches, extend onto the neighbor’s property? Well then, obviously, the tree’s owner is a thief! Or wait, no, the grammar is unclear… many sages read this as the tree itself is the thief. And that 24 feet? Most of us would assume a circle around the tree, but some of these rabbis argue for a square, adding in those corners as forbidden territory, and the calculations to prove it.
    • 7/23/24, Chapter 3, Page 28 – With regard to what may as well be called squatter’s rights, the rabbis establish that the daily use of a property for three years establishes ownership. This applies whether it is a home, a well, a ditch, a field, a bathhouse, a vineyard, an olive grove, or the presses for either of those, a cave, a dovecote, or… a slave. That’s right, grab yourself someone else’s slave, put him to work for three years, and he’s yours.
    • 7/24/24, Page 29 – Continuing on squatter’s rights, the question is raised – what if the original owner of the property has been abroad, and returns only to find that someone has taken over his lands? Is his protest over ownership valid if the three years allotted have passed? Surprisingly, the rabbis say no – because in a sort of six degrees of separation moment, they assert that everyone is connected by a friend of a friend of a friend who would have let you know.
    • 7/25/24, Page 30 – A traveling businessman returns home to find someone living in his home. The person claims to have been there for more than three years, and that the merchant had come and gone over that period. The merchant claims to have been so focused on his trade that he never noticed there was someone living in his house. Could this be? Rava, one of the shapers of the Talmud, says “yes”, someone who is focused on their work could easily have not noticed. No squatter’s rights from Rava!
    • 7/26/24, Page 31 – We’re now going completely in the opposite direction from squatter’s rights, as the senior rabbis quash these claims left and right. Two competing claims on land – one claims, and provides evidence, for ownership of the land based on inheritance and ancestry, the other that occupation over time, even over generations, trumps ancestry and inheritance. The rabbis rule in favor of ancestry and toss the occupiers to the curb. Rather prescient for what’s going on “over there” these days.
    • 7/27/24, Page 32 – A man has a bill of sale for a piece of land that he is claiming ownership of. He is accused of having forged the document. He admits the forgery, but says he did it because he lost the real one, and this was his only way of proving his ownership. That this claim engenders a rabbinical argument over whether or not to accept his claim (“why would he make up such a story if it wasn’t true?”) seems ridiculous to me.
    • 7/28/24, Page 33 – A man borrows money from a lender, guaranteeing it with his property. He dies, leaving his children as orphans (callback reminder, according to the Talmud, children are orphans if their father dies, even if their mother is still alive). The rabbis rule that the lender cannot take the land in repayment, as… there are orphans living on it. Instead, he must wait until they are adults and then take them to court to recover the money he loaned.
    • 7/29/24, Page 34 – In what may be one of the more bizarre, at least to modern sensibilities, court cases, when neither side of a dispute over property ownership is able to provide evidence for their claim, the suggestion is made that the court step out of it, and “let the stronger prevail”. Certainly it’s an approach used in territorial disputes, but it’s interesting to see it in the context of individual properties. Could that happen in today’s world? Oh wait, Musk vs. Zuckerberg….
    • 7/30/24, Page 35 – A man sells a donkey or cow or maidservant – may as well lump them all together, right? – not knowing that the animal or servant is pregnant and it gives birth. Both buyer and seller claim the offspring as theirs. Initially it is proposed that ownership depends on transaction date, then on delivery date, and then they decide that the court shouldn’t really be involved and just let the two litigants battle it out physically. All this seems very antithetical to the whole purpose of the Talmud, to me.
    • 7/31/24, Page 36 – These guys are all over the place when it comes to determining ownership. Today’s arguments are over, more or less, the modern dictum of “possession is 9/10 of the law”. Someone who is out plowing and planting fields that they claim are theirs, or harvesting dates, or other fruits from trees, can be assumed to be the rightful owner, because, argue some of the sages, who in their right mind would plow and plant fields or harvest fruits that weren’t their own?!
    • 8/1/24, Page 37 – A seller claims that he sold an orchard to a buyer – but just the trees, not the land – and that he has the right to plow the land around the trees, or force the buyer to move the trees elsewhere. There are arguments raised on both sides, and the rabbis come down with the decision that his position is only valid if he spelled that out in the sales contract. Otherwise, at a minimum, the buyer controls, if not owns, the minimum amount of land around each tree to maintain it.
    • 8/2/24, Page 38 – “What if?” following on yesterday’s page… “what if it’s not an orchard or a tree, but a small plant?” Does the buyer acquire the land under and around it when it is sold to him? No, replies Rava, and others agree. It’s not reasonable to expect that someone selling you a saffron crocus plant is selling you his entire garden, in this case, unless he specifies that, the seller controls the land. But Rava, you find it reasonable that if I buy a couple of trees I buy the entire estate?
    • 8/3/24, Page 39 – A squatter occupied the land of an owner who was away in Spain for a year. Yes, Spain. Surely, the rabbis opine, someone went to Spain to tell him about it during that year, so we can assume that he knew about it and lodged a protest if he objected. Fine, says the owner, but see, what I did, is I protested to someone in Spain about this squatter on my land, surely, someone went back home to the squatter to advise him of my protest. Two can play at this game.
    • 8/4/24, Page 40 – A coerced document is not valid. That is all.
    • 8/5/24, Page 41 – Although I’m assuming it is not the intent of the rabbinical rulings here, the gist of this passage is – if you don’t have proof of your legitimate claim of ownership, for example, you lost the bill of sale, or the deed, or something similar, you should make up a story that is unverifiable, and not disprovable. That, at the least, will give you standing in court to argue your case. This sounds like a setup for all sorts of con games.
    • 8/6/24, Page 42 – We’re back on presumptive ownership after three years of occupying and working on a property. The rabbis want to make it clear that ownership is personal, not collective. That’s to say, the person making the claim, or their son or father, must themselves occupy and work on the property. A business partner does not count, as they have their own interests in ownership.
    • 8/7/24, Page 43 – Person A owes money to Person C, guaranteed by a lien on a property he co-owns with Person B. He sells his share of the property to Person B and relinquishes ownership of it. Person C takes them both to court, and while Person B didn’t know about the lien, the courts rule that Person C can take possession of the share of the property formerly owned by Person A – selling it to someone else does not eliminate the lien. Know your partner!
    • 8/8/24, Page 44 – The rabbis have been discussing what amounts to due diligence over the last couple of pages. Today they discuss the difference in doing so for immovable property, like land and/or a home, versus movable property, for example, a cloak, or a… slave. Their reasoning doesn’t delve so much into chain of custody and documents as it does into “people will talk” – i.e., if you sell a piece of land, everyone knows, and someone will rat out a sketchy seller. For a cloak, or slave, probably, no one’s going to say anything.
    • 8/9/24, Page 45 – Bring a gentile into the mix and, well, you know what you get. So says Ameimar, rector of one of the most prestigious rabbinical academies, and widely considered one of the most important sages of his time. We all know, he opines, that the average, ordinary gentile is an extortionist, and nothing they say in regard to business dealings can be trusted. Funny how that belief almost two millennia ago has been flipped around, no?
    • 8/10/24, Page 46 – A craftsman accidentally gives you the wrong package of utensils and you don’t discover it until you reach home. You notify him via messenger, and are allowed to use the utensils you were given until he comes to you and swaps them out for the correct ones. That’s right, the craftsman is required to do the legwork, not you.
    • 8/11/24, Page 47 – At first blush, today’s page seems strange. Led by a senior rabbi, a ruling is codified that if a property is obtained from its owner under duress, and specifically, threat of death, the transfer of ownership is valid. On deeper dive, the rabbis are referring to situations where essentially sanctioned assassins are the ones taking the property. The ruling is basically acknowledging reality – they’re going to do it, better to let them and buy back the property, than lose your life.
    • 8/12/24, Page 48 – Commandment 209 of the 613 in the Torah states that you should honor, give respect to, the elderly. That’s all it says. But in a blatantly self-aggrandizing move, the sages, and rabbis, declare that what that really means is that you have to listen and be obedient to them and their wisdom and authority, even if they advise or do something illegal or immoral. This sounds… so familiar.
    • 8/13/24, Page 49 – A married couple may enjoy the profits from profit that either of them brought into the marriage. But, the rabbis want to make clear, unless they create and sign agreements changing the ownership, any property they come into the marriage with, remains their individual property, and the other has no claim on it in the event of separation, divorce, or death. Only properties bought while they were married have joint ownership.
    • 8/14/24, Page 50 – Following on yesterday, the sages opine that it is perfectly valid for a husband to ask his wife to sign over her property to him jointly, and if she doesn’t it is perfectly valid for him to be suspicious of her motives. After all, perhaps she is already thinking about his death, or divorcing him. They don’t seem to consider that his asking might be him contemplating the same about her, nor do they consider the reverse case, her asking him to sign over his property to be jointly owned.
    • 8/15/24, Page 51 – A husband sells part or full ownership of a property to his wife. He later claims he did it only to find out if she had more money than she let on, hidden away from him. The rabbis rule that the sale is valid if she can prove he knew about her money, but invalid if she can’t prove it. I find myself trying to imagine a worldview where this would be something a husband would do to his wife in the first place. I suppose, arranged marriages for family prominence and all that.
    • 8/16/24, Page 52 – A minor is considered sufficiently responsible to deposit collateral in guarantee of a loan, however, is not considered sufficiently responsible to have the item of collateral returned to him. Instead, the lender uses the collateral to purchase a “safe investment” in the name of the minor, to be collected when he is of age. A Torah scroll or a date palm tree are both suggested, the former for its enduring value, the latter because at least he’ll be able to eat. Our ancestors were very weird people.
    • 8/17/24, Page 53 – Because in daf yomi we read these pages one at a time, I sometimes miss the connectedness of thought processes. It turns out that the last ten pages are commentary on exceptions to the rule of presumptive ownership outlined on page 42 – occupying and working a property for three years allows you to claim ownership. This is apparently the last, and notes that the presumptive owner has to take action to secure the property – a fence, a wall, a new lock – in the presence of the owner or witnesses, in order to validate his claim.
    • 8/18/24, Page 54 – When does the ownership of a piece of property change over after a sale? In the Talmudic era, gentiles assumed that transfer occurred on the receipt of payment, while Jews assumed it on the receipt of the deed. This created a window if those things didn’t happen simultaneously, for someone else to lay claim to the temporarily ownerless land by performing an appropriate act of acquisition. And, it apparently wasn’t all that unusual of an occurrence.
    • 8/19/24, Page 55 – When it comes to property, despite all the Talmudic laws, the local law of the land takes precedence as long as it is part of its national constitution and legislation. Not, however, if it is imposed by a monarch or leader for their own gain, outside of written law. The examples given are Persian law, which only allows squatter’s rights possession after 40 years instead of the Talmudic 3 years takes precedence; and, in turn, eminent domain, on a monarch’s whim, is not considered valid.
    • 8/20/24, Page 56 – Back on squatter’s rights and working the land to establish ownership over three years. Obviously, there has to be proof, and witnesses were the primary manner of providing it. If, however, it is found that the witnesses have lied on behalf of the person claiming ownership, conspiring to help him get the property – presumably for their own profit as well – they are held equally responsible for all penalties and repayment to the actual owner.
    • 8/21/24, Page 57 – Partnerships and cooperative arrangements for owning property can make a wide variety of rules regarding the usage of common areas, such as courtyards. However, the one activity that may not be prohibited, for any reason, is women doing laundry. Period. No ifs, ands, or buts. The laundry must be done!
    • 8/22/24, Page 58 – A brief tangential topic on today’s page that caught my attention. How do you tell the difference between a Torah scholar and an Ignoramus? You look under their bed. A true Torah scholar will have nothing but his sandals in summer or shoes in winter under his bed. The more other stuff that’s under there, the more ignorant the bed’s owner.
    • 8/23/24, Page 59 – The sages argue over the respective rights of two neighbors when it comes to building additions onto their homes that might impact sightlines, sunlight, drainage or irrigation, privacy, and projecting onto each other’s property. The arguments are exactly what we might hear at a modern planning commission or zoning board meeting. It’s both bizarre and a shame that after two millennia we’re still having the exact same property rights arguments.
    • 8/24/24, Page 60 – In a sort of Jewish feng shui, the rabbis discuss the arrangements of houses that face onto a common courtyard. One key point they drive home is that all the houses have to be designed in such a way that no one’s doors or windows face directly at the doors or windows of the house opposite them. The alignment or spacing of them must be such that they are… staggered, so no one can look directly into the home of a neighbor, providing a small measure of privacy.
    • 8/25/24, Chapter 4, Page 61 – The sages discuss the sale of a home where the seller owns the structures on the land, but not the land. The concept is similar to what today we’d think of as a condo or co-op townhouse, where the land is owned by the community or a corporation. Basically, today’s page is an outline of what you have to make sure you spell out is included in a sales contract – any extensions, side or rear buildings, additions, wells or cisterns, etc.
    • 8/26/24, Page 62 – Pretty much a repeat of yesterday’s page, except outlining what needs to be specified in the sale of land. Exact boundaries and what’s included. I’m waiting for the section of this chapter where the arguments start.
    • 8/27/24, Page 63 – Back to the sale of the house, but now including… the land and the air rights. So, how does one write such a real estate contract? “From the depth of the earth up to the height of the sky.” That so much more poetic than the legalese we use nowadays. And conveys the meaning as well as most legal documents do. It would even engender the same courtroom arguments. “How deep is the earth?” “How high is the sky?”
    • 8/28/24, Page 64 – Selling a plot of land, with or without its house, did not, apparently, unless specified, include: pits, cisterns, dovecotes, and winepresses. Those things are valuable enough that they could be sold separately, which also meant that rights of access had to be worked out. All of this chapter so far seems to come down to, “make sure to get all the details in writing before you sign a sales contract”.
    • 8/29/24, Page 65 – These guys are really fixated on the furniture and fixtures. I guess it’s no different than modern day sales contracts. Who among us hasn’t bought, or rented, a place to live only to arrive after getting the keys and found that the refrigerator was taken by the previous owner or tenant, or even something small, like all the lightbulbs? Different focus two millennia ago, but the rabbis do discuss ovens, cisterns, wine-making utensils, and… beehives.
    • 8/30/24, Page 66 – The discussion on beehives continues today, first over whether honey can be harvested on Shabbat, then over what sorts of mortgages can be attached to a beehive, and then, a linguistic argument over whether a particular Hebrew phrase means “honeycomb” or “honey forest”. And my mind is off on imagining the latter.
    • 8/31/24, Page 67 – More of the same, with the topics of today’s page being an olive press and a bathhouse. If the furniture and fixtures are not specified in the sale, they don’t come with the property. And, in another arena, if you buy multiple properties in a single sale, taking possession of one of them gives you possession of all of them, if, and only if, they are contiguous. If they are not, you must take possession of each, in turn. Possession in this case being performing an act of improvement on it, whatever that act may be.
    • 9/1/24, Page 68 – In the realm of things we don’t tend to think about in property sales in modern times, what about when someone sells… a city? What does that include? Does it include the gardens in the city? The surrounding fields that supply it? The nearby woods where people hunt? The city’s suburbs? The cattle and other grazing animals? It’s slaves? The city’s registrar? Yes, these are the things that must be hashed out and specified in contracts. The registrar?! Talk about job security for public employees….
    • 9/2/24, Page 69 – The level of detail of what has to be enumerated in a sales contract as included has reached absurdity, yet, probably indicates issues that actually came up in era. Rocks in a field? If they’re not random but actually being useful for a wall, or preventing things from blowing away. Reeds in a field? If they’re providing wind protection. A platform under a bed? If it’s non-moveable. Door frames? If they’re attached to the house with clay, but not if just nailed in.
    • 9/3/24, Page 70 – Today’s page spends much of the time discussing how big a tree has to be before it is considered automatically part of a land sale, as opposed to being transplanted to the seller’s new property. However, this page has caused some consternation among Talmudic scholars, as the rabbis quoted in the argument… weren’t alive at the same time. In the 18th century, one of the preeminent Talmudic scholars declared unequivocally that the Talmud was… wrong.
    • 9/4/24, Page 71 – It’s been established that a seller may sell property and exclude certain things, like a favorite tree, to which he retains access. But what about a house? It’s hard to imagine, but the rabbis disagree and argue, for example, over whether if a seller sells a house and specifies something like “along with its 100 barrels of wine”, and it turns out there are… 120… or 101… that he retains the portion where the extra barrels are as his own property, with access.
    • 9/5/24, Page 72 – An argument between several of the more famous rabbis leads to reiterating a simple principle of Jewish law – nothing is absolute. It’s one of the reasons that there was both a Talmudic rabbinical council and Sanhedrin (sort of a Jewish supreme court) back in the day, and there are still rabbinical courts in the more orthodox world today. Jewish law is considered a guideline for rabbinical decisions, not an absolute, and each case is decided on its own merits and circumstances.

 

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Restaurants

Time Out
Buenos Aires for Visitors
Winter/Spring 2007

Restaurants

Eight reviews for the current issue.

Brasserie Berry

Tucumán 775, entre Maipú y Esmeralda, Microcentro (4394-5255). Subte C/Lavalle/29, 39, 100 bus.

Open 9am-4pm Mon-Wed; 9am-4pm, 7:30pm-12:30am Thur-Fri. Main Courses AR$22-35. Credit AmEx, DC, MC, V.

In France, your typical brasserie is a place where a wide range of locals come together under one roof to drink and eat. By definition, a casual café where beer, wine, and liqueurs are served – no place for fancy mixed cocktails – along with simple, tasty one dish meals – a place to meet and greet, have a quick bite, and move on about your business. Brasserie Berry’s Lyonnaise owners have got the formula down right. At lunchtime, when the spot is at its best, local business-people (usually men) stream in the door, plunking down at a table, and fire off an order for a quickly grilled steak, a piece of properly roasted chicken, or a fillet of fish, accompanied by a simple green salad or potatoes, a glass of wine or beer, and back out the door. While the atmosphere is boisterous and casual, with greetings between regular patrons being shouted across the room, regulars being pecked on the cheek by one staff member after another, it’s not a place where people linger over coffee and dessert, nor conversation. Still, the food is well prepared, and faithful to the home cooking of the south of France. Dinner time brings around a few more classic dishes, such as salmon in a white wine and butter sauce, and lomo in a rosemary and red wine jus, but still keeps with a simple theme – no elaborate multi-course menus, no frills – just good hearty food.

Cluny

El Salvador 4618, entre Malabia y Armenia (4831-7176/www.cluny.com.ar).Bus 15, 39, 55..

Open from noon Mon-Sat. Main Courses AR$30-45. Credit AmEx, MC, V.

Named after the Cluny Museum in Paris, Cluny is a paean to the museum’s star exhibit, the famed Lady with Unicorn tapestries that celebrate six senses – taste, smell, touch, sight, hearing, and understanding. With that goal in mind, you might think you were in for some sort of overwhelming temple of haute cuisine, instead, it’s a fashionable, relaxed spot, with a regular crowd that likes to see and be seen, but also likes to enjoy excellent food. It’s a pretty room, with lots of mixed textures, colors, different surfaces – very fitting. Service is, amazingly for the neighborhood, completely attentive, friendly, and helpful. The kitchen turns out one dish after another that combines simple ideas with delicious touches – a spectacular salmon tartare with delicate fresh herbs, a veal risotto tinged with mushrooms and flavored oil, a beautifully roasted chicken breast encompassing a surprise hidden filling of roasted tomatoes. While the wine list leans towards the usual suspects, it’s also got some breadth to it, and while you may recognize nearly every name, there are a good number of names to choose from.

Freud y Fahler

Gurruchaga 1750, entre El Salvador y Costa Rica (4833-2153). Bus 39. 55.

Open Noon-3:30pm, 8:30-midnight Mon-Fri; 12:30pm-4pm, 8:30pm-1am Sat. Main Courses AR$20-60. Credit AmEx, V.

When a local psychiatrist decides to open a restaurant, and put his own name up in collaboration with his distant mentor, the best thing to do is just ignore the name and hope that your dinner doesn’t come with a character analysis. The Rorschach test based decor does little to ease your mind, but the food and service, thankfully, are not as unfamiliar as all that presages them. In fact, the staff are there to answer rather than ask questions, just the way a restaurant ought to be, and the food is downright homey. Sure it’s creative, in the sense that there are interesting little touches of color and design on your plate, but the food is simple and direct, with no frills – spaghetti in butter sauce with vegetables, cheese ravioli, veal milanesas, hearty tomato or squash soups, deep fried chicken fingers served atop some herbed quinoa are about as outre as it gets. Here and there a dish is offered up with two different preparations of the same ingredient on a plate, but neither will challenge your senses. The wine list is pretty basic, though there are a couple of gems that step outside the usual world of Malbec and Cabernet that are worth exploring. Sometimes eating dinner is just eating dinner…

El Manto

Costa Rica 5801, esquina Carranza (4774-2409/www.elmanto.com), Bus 34, 55, 93, 108, 111.

Open 8pm-1:30am daily. Main Courses AR$26-35. Credit AmEx, DC, MC, V.

There is a slightly pervading air of secret fantasy in dining at El Manto. Not that the place is shrouded in the mists, in fact it sits prominently on a street corner. No, it’s the feel of the place – high concrete and brick walls and ceilings, dark colors of burgundy and black, mystical music playing softly in the background, and friendly but very silent waiters who move stealthily among the tables. Maybe it’s the fortune teller over in the corner waiting to read the dregs of your thick Armenian coffee at the finish of your meal. Maybe it’s the claim of nearly two millennia of history since the unnamed village from which the owners claim to come became the first bastion of Christianity in Armenia. Regardless, it’s definitely the spot for those who love this cuisine to come and set themselves down – it’s arguably one of the best. You’ll find all your favorites here – hummus, kibbe, kefte, kebabs, pilaf, tabouleh, and many more – and you’ll find them each prepared in a subtly different way than you’re probably used to. El Manto claims to be using traditional recipes that go back before all the modern shortcuts and substitute ingredients came into play – an insinuation on their part that others out there, perhaps, are not. Whether true or no, the food is definitely different, and served on a higher plane – read, more attractively – than the average Armenian joint in town. There’s an upstairs terrace and lounge that’s great for relaxing in, perhaps to contemplate the news delivered to you by the coffee clairvoyant, or perhaps just to kick back and enjoy one of the many selections from the short but well thought out and fairly priced wine list that includes a mix of well and lesser known producers.

Bereber

Armenia 1880, entre Nicaragua y Costa Rica (4833-5662). Bus 39, 55.

Open from 8:30pm daily; 12:30-4pm Thur-Sun. Main Courses $20-35. Credit AmEx, DC, MC, V.

When you’re the only kid on the block with a ball, you’re the one everyone wants to hang out with. Bereber has the same advantage with the only offering in town of Moroccan cuisine. Luckily, they like to share, and what they offer up is as good as you’ll find in most food capitals outside of Morocco itself. The space is light and airy, with a lounge section where you can plop your backside on a cushion on the floor and eat or take tea, or for those who prefer to dine at a regular table, there’s both a good sized dining room and a rooftop terrace that’s open in nice weather. Service is charming and friendly, perhaps a bit too far on the laid back side at times, there are moments when you may be convinced that the staff have secretly slipped out a back exit and gone home. But it’s all worth it when the food arrives – properly fluffy steamed couscous dishes with vegetable broth and fiery hot, traditional harissa chili paste served on the side to adjust to your own liking, a rich olive and chicken tagine, a sweet and savory layered pastella, and lots of fresh lavash flatbread to keep you happily munching away. The cocoa dusted bakhlava is one of the best out there and worth taking with a cup of strong coffee or a mint tea. At lunchtime Bereber offers up a couple of daily fixed price menu options, a short array of “wraps” – vegetable, chicken, beef, or lamb, and one selected dish from their evening menu that varies from day to day. The bar serves up a nice array of cocktails, the wine list and beer selection are a bit on the sparse side.

Green Bamboo

Costa Rica 5802, esquina Carranza (4775-7050/www.green-bamboo.com.ar). Bus 34, 55, 93, 108, 111.

Open from 8:30pm daily Main Courses AR$25-35. Credit AmEx, MC, V.

It could easily be said that Vietnamese culture offers up a fascinating contrast between resonance and dissonance. The food – some of the most harmonious of the Asian cuisines – with a unique balance between sweetness, saltiness, sourness, and spiciness. The visuals of daily life – clanging, clamoring, busy, and conflicted. Green Bamboo has this contrast in spades. Visually arresting – with deep reds and shiny gold surfaces, black lacquered serving trays, and a decor that looks like a knick-knack factory exploded just the other side of the bar, hip-hop and hard rock music blaring at high volume, and a young, hip crowd jamming in for a cocktail or a table. We should also mention the food, elegant, balanced, delicious – in fact, it just keeps getting better as the kitchen has come to the awareness that there are folks out there who really do like spicy food, and now offers up each dish at a heat level from standard porteño bland to levels one through three, the last actually reaching a level that might almost start a sweat. (You can kick that up a notch with a spoonful from a bowl of freshly crushed chilies on request.) Green Bamboo offers up some of the best fried calamari you’ll ever have, tentacles, not rings – with a trio of dipping sauces, a great five-spice pork, orange lacquered chicken, spot-on curries. There’s a bit of a Trader Vic’s feel at moments, with dishes being served up in pineapple or coconut shells, but look past that and just enjoy. The bar mixes a great cocktail, from classic to creative, and the wine list has a great range, and a selection that isn’t just Malbec, Malbec, Malbec. Someone here is paying attention, as the place has steadily improved with each visit.

Bar Uriarte

Uriarte 1572, entre Honduras y Gorriti (4834-6004/www.baruriarte.com.ar). Bus 39, 55, 111, 166.

Open noon-2:30am daily. Main Courses AR$30-40 Credit AmEx, DC, MC, V.

The newer kid on the block from the folks who brought us Sucre and Gran Bar Danzon, Bar Uriarte looks like a redesigned low-height version of Sucre – that same modern industrial aesthetic, touched off with some touches of dark wood – sort of the slinky, sexy sibling. Staying in form, your senses are drawn to the open kitchen that takes up one entire side of the restaurant from front to back, with tables arranged along the opposing wall. Lounge on a sofa up front, grab one of the tables near to the wood burning oven, or head back to the patio at the rear – part indoor, part outdoor, depending on weather. Bar Uriarte’s kitchen turns out food that could simply be termed classic. Not classical, in the sense of something that feels old or stuffy, but classic in the sense of well done tradition. Superb pizzas come right out of that oven, great pastas from another station along the line – don’t miss their housemade gnocchi, for those in the mood for meat, perfectly cooked sweetbreads, and delicious steaks off the grill are hard to beat, particularly when accompanied by a big bowl of crispy golden fries. The wine list is long and excellent, not surprising given the pedigree, and the bar turns out a nice selection of cocktails.

Sucre

Sucre 676, entre Figueroa Alcorat y Castañeda (4782-9082/www.sucrerestaurant.com.ar) Train to Scalabrini Ortiz/37, 130 bus.

Open Noon-4pm, 8pm-2am daily. Main Courses AR$27-40 Credit AmEx, DC, MC, V

“Modern industrial” doesn’t begin to capture the atmosphere at this cavernous space. Visually, your attention is drawn to any of three competing elements, rather like being surrounded by a trio of dominatrices – a huge concrete and glass wine cellar sitting squarely in the center of the space, a floor to three-story high ceiling bar lined with colorful bottles along the entire right hand wall, and a gleaming copper and steel kitchen that fills the entire backfield. If you keep your head down you’ll make it safely to your table – whether it’s a low mesa ratón in the front lounge, a heavy wooden block in the central dining area, or a high perch on one of the stools overlooking the kitchen. Once safely seated, order anything, seriously, anything, off the nuevo-pan-Latino menu and you’ll be happy – make sure with your server that they got your order, they have a tendency to suffer from the same visual whiplash as guests, and time after time we find their attention wandering. However, the kitchen turns out plate after plate of delicious modern interpretations of ceviche, risotto, grilled salmon, slow braised pork bondiola, and others that will keep your tastebuds tingling. The star chef, Fernando Trocca, has a penchant for touches of “molecular gastronomy”, so expect a foam or gel or powder here and there, but he’s smart enough and talented enough to use them as touches, not as dishes. That wine cellar and the bar are not just pretty faces – Sucre offers up one of the most extensive and best selected wine lists in the city, and a range of cocktails that rivals the top bars in town.


The following reviews were submitted on request, but not included in the final edition.

Eliot Resto & otras pasiones

Honduras 5237, entre Uriarte y Godoy Cruz (4831-1112/www.eliot.restaurant.com.ar). Bus 39, 55, 111, 166.

Open 4pm-midnight Mon, 10am-midnight Tue-Sat, 10am-4pm Sun. Main Courses AR$22-35 Credit AmEx, MC, V.

With a huge glass front, Eliot is nothing if not light and airy. The decor is minimal, tending towards randomly placed works of art with a vaguely indigenous quality to them – not indigenous necessarily to here, but indigenous to… somewhere. The tables are likewise scattered about, not quite arrayed in any set pattern, and not too close to each other – which, depending on your personal tastes, leaves you feeling like you have some privacy to chat with your companions without neighbors listening in, or feeling a certain lack of intimacy and warmth. We swear there’s a faint echo. But you’ll have little time to note those elements, as the servers here are quick on the draw and friendly to boot. They know the food, they’re happy to make recommendations, and fitting the space in which they work, they take advantage of it and come by and check up on you regularly. The food is lightly creative – classic local dishes of pastas, risottos, grilled fish and meats, leaning a little towards the Italian side of things, but each with interesting touches that set them apart from the ordinary – squash soup seasoned with cardamom seeds, beet juice tinged risotto with blue cheese, pork loin wrapped in prosciuto with an arugula pesto are just some of the better examples. This is creativity with restraint, and it works. The wine list is excellent, the bar turns out decent cocktails, and a lunch, they offer up an under 20 peso fixed price menu. We never did find out what the otras pasiones were…

José Luis

Av. Quintana 456, entre Ayacucho y Callao (4807-0606). Bus 10, 59, 60, 95, 101.

Open 12pm-3pm, 8:30pm-midnight Mon-Sat. Main Courses AR$25-45 Credit AmEx, DC, MC, V.

Buenos Aires is not noted for its seafood restaurants, and many of them are indeed questionable. But there’s no question here – José Luis is easily one of the top spots for denizens of the oceans to be dined upon. The style is Spanish, leaning towards Basque, and while there’s a small selection of red meat for those who simply can’t give up their daily steak, the vast part of the menu is fish. Here, they serve up fish as it was meant to be – simply grilled, a touch of olive oil and herbs, perhaps a little lemon. There are some more elaborate preparations that are worth checking out – their lenguado (flounder) roasted in creamed spinach is simply amazing. In truth, anything you select off the lists of fish, the different preparations, and at a variety of price levels (José Luis’ menu is interesting in that it seems to have items for every budget – from main courses that run under 20 pesos to those that get close to three figures), will be a delight. Service is fairly formal, and the dining room, especially at dinner time, is elegant – while there’s no dress code, you may feel like you ought to self-impose one. Don’t miss out on the traditional Spanish desserts mixed in with the local favorites. This is definitely a wine spot, and they offer up an excellent wine list, with good breadth of selection, albeit a bit on the pricey side.


In mid-2006, I started writing for Time Out Buenos Aires. With changes in their way of conducting business, I decided to part company with them after my last article and set of reviews in mid-2009.

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Exploring South Australia

Passport Magazine
Issue 15 – April 2003

GLOBETROTTING – Exploring South Australia

thornpark1If your idea of an Australian vacation is hanging out at the 24/7 gay bars of Sydney’s Oxford Street then South Australia is not for you. For my money, a vacation means getting away from the hustle and bustle and need to constantly do things, and the wine and hill country of the Clare and Barossa Valleys is a great option. I’m seriously into food, wine, and true relaxation, so I naturally put South Australia on my “must do” list. Exploring wineries, small farms, wildlife parks, and the countryside are just a few of the things that await the intrepid traveler.

I started my vacating by winging my way into Adelaide. Flights from the United States tend to connect through Melbourne or Sydney. You can also arrive by rail from either of those stopovers. The city proper is a square mile of only about 40,000 people, ringed by a manicured parkland. Just across a small river, North Adelaide is half the size and is the center of the main historic district with many beautiful homes and buildings worth exploring. Overall, Adelaide’s suburbs take up 140 square miles, populated by over a million people.

There are many places to stay in Adelaide, from small boutique hotels to modern luxury towers. Two places that exemplify this spectrum are The Embassy, a new luxury apartment tower on the North Terrace (www.pacifichotelscorporation.com.au), and the quirky Fire Station Inn in North Adelaide. The latter is a converted firehouse that rates five stars in most travel guides with huge, well appointed rooms, and, for the ground floor unit, a restored antique fire engine parked in the bedroom (www.adelaideheritage.com/firestation.html). This conjured up some interesting fantasies for me, as I never outgrew wanting to be a fireman.

A day or two to explore this city with its beautiful art museums, lively pub scene, and many fine dining restaurants gets the ball rolling. I spent a morning wandering the Central Market and its many food shops, including “Stall 55” that sells reasonably authentic “bush tucker” (indigenous Australian foods). I also viewed some of the more fascinating indigenous peoples’ exhibits at both the South Australian Museum and the Tandanya Art Gallery. If you’d like a truly personalized tour of the city and its bounty, touch base with Tourabout Adelaide where they can set you up with an individual guide. (www.touraboutadelaide.com.au)

Before long it was time to drop in at the Universal Wine Bar and have a glass or two of the local vino. One of Australia’s most famous chefs works the range at The Grange, a haute cuisine establishment that serves a unique tasting menu of love it or hate it fare. If you’re interested in a modern take on many of the unique ingredients of the Australian outback, drop in for dinner at Red Ochre, a floating restaurant on Torrens Lake, just off the North Terrace.

Perfect timing would have your visit coincide with Adelaide’s famed Feast. This is a gay and lesbian extravaganza of cultural, political and social events that takes place over a month-long period in late October and early November. Whether it’s a discussion group on gender identity, a picnic in the park, an evening of music, or a stunning drag show, everything and everyone is included. (www.feast.org.au)

natwinecenterBefore heading out to the countryside, a mandatory stop is the National Wine Centre of Australia which features a fascinating interactive museum dedicated to fermented grape juice and the people who make it. While there, drop in for a glass or two and a bite at de Castella’s, the Centre’s delightful restaurant. In a fun reversal of typical menus, this one lists the wines available by the glass and offers some suggested pairings of dishes that the chef can whip up.

When visiting the wine country you will need to rent a car, and keep in mind that whole driving on the wrong side of the road thing. My introduction to some of Australia’s finest white wines, especially those made from Riesling, begins in Clare Valley. Most wineries here have tasting rooms, and some even have organized tours. I found some of the more fascinating happenings at the smaller venues like Mount Horrock’s, Grosset, and Knappstein, but don’t neglect the bigger wineries where there might be a chance to sample a bigger selection.

thornpark2There are two absolutely delightful places I recommend for accommodation in Clare Valley. The first, gay owned and operated Thorn Park Country House, is located in the Sevenhill area. Long-time partners David Hay and Michael Speers have put together one of the coolest guest houses at which you’ll ever stay. Beautifully furnished and appointed private rooms are located in a century and half old homestead on 65 acres of rolling hills. Here you can kick back and relax, or take advantage of art and cooking classes offered on site. Deliciously prepared breakfast and dinner are included in the package. (www.thornpark.com.au)

The second place is the gorgeous 19th century Martindale Hall. A perfectly restored and maintained museum home, the rooms are available for rental packages for individuals or small groups. As an active museum, you’ll have to vacate the premises during the day (your belongings safely stowed away), but come evening, dinner is served in formal manor style, and the classic rooms are prepared for sleeping like a nobleman or noblewoman. (www.martindalehall.com)

After enjoying some of the pleasures of Clare Valley, take a short drive over the hills to the Barossa Valley. Here Shiraz is king, and some of Australia’s best examples are available. I wouldn’t dream of missing the tasting rooms at Peter Lehmann, Henschke and Kilikanoon for award winning representatives of the class. Lunch at the famed Bridgewater Mill affords samples of some of the best modern Australian fare in the South. For a Mediterranean-Australian fusion, the Vintner’s Bar & Grill is a great choice.

To arrange an individually planned tour of the region, with a focus on food and wine, contact A Taste of South Australia (www.tastesa.com.au). Whether it’s driving, cycling, hiking or even a private limousine, you can’t beat having people who know the right connections on your team.

If you have the time and feel adventurous, there are other wine regions to explore, including McLaren Vale and the other “Southern Vales“, the Adelaide Hills, Coonawarra and many more. For more information about South Australia visit www.southaustralia.com


Passport magazine is a relatively new, ultra-slick, ultra-hip gay travel magazine. My friends Don Tuthill and Robert Adams, respectively the publisher and editor-in-chief, who have owned and run QSF magazine for many years, launched this publication recently. It has received industry accolades. They asked me to come along and write the occasional article for this venture as well.

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World Eats – Buenos Aires

Passport Magazine
Issue 39 – May 2006

worldeats – Buenos Aires

tangoWith it’s broad avenues, classic European architecture, museums, theater, and arts, Buenos Aires easily deserves its moniker of “the Paris of South America.” Then again, it really deserves to stand on its own. The blend of European and native American tradition is unique in the city of more than 12 million people. While visually it may evoke much of Europe (Evita was filmed using Budapest as a backdrop!), the pace, sights, and sounds are rooted strongly in Latin America.

Restaurants, other than those catering specifically to tourists, tend to open mid to late evening – often not until 9 P.M. The range of cuisine available in Buenos Aires is vast, covering the world of food. This wasn’t true a few years ago, when the parrilla (grill, or steakhouse) or porteña (local style) restaurants were nearly all that you could find. While those certainly still dominate the scene (particularly in the central areas) it is not difficult to find food from around the globe. Locals have become far more adventurous in their dining tastes, and with the amazing exchange rate to the U.S. dollar or Euro, the demands of tourists and ex-pats for a more varied range has created a restaurant boom unlike anything in Buenos Aires since the early 20th century.

For dining well, Buenos Aires is one of the best bargain destinations in the world right now. It is easy to eat a very good meal (the equivalent of a two to three star restaurant) complete with decent wine, for $20 a person. There are many options below that price range in casual neighborhood venues and at many “ethnic” restaurants. It is also possible to splurge and spend double or triple that, but it will take some effort to do so.

carlos gardelESQUINA CARLOS GARDEL

Nothing is more internationally identified with Buenos Aires than tango. This sexy, sultry dance appears in films, on television, and is close to the heart of any local. If you’re going to spend time here, you need to experience it. The father of tango, in the sense that he brought it to the world, was Carlos Gardel. This eponymous restaurant is located in Once, the home of many tango schools, tango-related shopping, and also the center of inexpensive shopping for the city (think Lower East Side New York). The venue is the size of a theater, and that’s exactly what it is. You can go just for the show, or you can reserve for dinner and a show, which I highly recommend. You arrive between 8:30 and 9:30, earlier is slightly better as you’ll be less rushed to finish dinner before the 10 P.M. curtain time. The food is creative “international” style, and really quite good, especially considering that the half-dozen or so options for entrada, principale, y postre (appetizer, entrée, and dessert), are being served to several hundred people at the same time! The show is a wonderful mix of song and dance, primarily tango, some milonga (the even sexier “dance of the prostitutes”), and stretches for two to three hours. If you make a reservation through your hotel the restaurant even provides a shuttle service to and from (though given how inexpensive cabs are, you’re better off getting here on your own). You will spend a bit more than the average, but still, dinner (house wine included or you can bring your own) and show combined will only run you $60! Esquina Carlos Gardel, Carlos Gardel 3200, Once, 4867-6363. Reservations required. Open 7 days a week for dinner and show. www.esquinacarlosgardel.com.ar

LA FAR+CIA (LA FARMACIA)

For the gay tourist this is a must. Located in San Telmo, Buenos Aires’ antique shopping district, this delightful little restaurant is gay-operated, pretty much gay-staffed, and a large percentage of the clientele is gay as well. The lounge downstairs is comfortable for a drink while the dining room upstairs is casual and nicely decorated. In good weather, there is a beautiful roof deck with a great view of the district. The cuisine is eclectic, creative takes on “porteña” (porteño or -a is what locals call themselves, meaning “port dweller.”) In terms of food, that tends to mean an Italian-influenced mix of classic parrilla grilled dishes plus pastas. La Far+cia also offers some nice vegetarian options. Service is friendly, and for this city, quite efficient. You will also probably get out of here with a full dinner for not much over $10. La Far+cia, Bolivar 898, corner of Estados Unidos, San Telmo, 4300-6151. No reservations. OpenTuesday through Sunday, dinner only. www.lafarmaciarestobar.com.ar

ROQUE

In general when searching for restaurants in any given city, I avoid the center of tourism. For port city San Francisco it’s Fisherman’s Wharf, while in New York it’s the South Street Seaport. Here in Buenos Aires, it’s Puerto Madero, a multi-block stretch of gleaming new residences, hotels, offices, and dozens of restaurants. I don’t avoid these areas because of lack of quality, but because generally, tourism equates to inflated cost. That’s true in Puerto Madero, but nonetheless, it is a neighborhood that is worth walking through, and here and there you can find a true gem. Roque is one of my favorite Italian restaurants in the city. It’s quite large, seating well over a hundred people, but it’s extraordinarily comfortable. There’s a nice view of the port and plenty of people watching. The food is a mix of traditional and creative contemporary Italian. The staff are efficient, friendly, and multi-lingual. For visitors who want to relax and be taken care of, and be able to count on finding someone who can converse in English (not as common as you might think in a cosmopolitan city of this size), this is a great choice. It’s a little pricey (about $30 a person) but not outrageously so. Roque, Alicia Moreau de Justo 256, in Puerto Madero, 4315-6343. Reservations recommended at dinner, especially weekends. Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. www.loderoque.com.ar

788 food bar788 FOOD BAR

One of the things I love finding is a restaurant that just wows me from the moment I walk in. It can be a variety of things, and this place seems to have them all: it’s beautifully designed in a modern yet very warm style, and it’s got multiple levels for everything from hanging out at the bar, to dining, to a private dining room, to a lounge. My one criticism: the English translations on the menu could use a lot of work. It’s located in the heart of Recoleta, an area where most tourists tend to spend a lot of time for the museums and galleries, and, of course, the famous Recoleta Cemetery. After laying flowers in front of Evita’s tomb and snapping a dozen or so photos, you’re going to need somewhere nearby to recover your energy. 788 offers some of the most creative, interesting food in the city. It’s not particularly any one cuisine, instead taking elements from a wide range. It may be one of Buenos Aires’ few true “fusion” restaurants. The food is beautifully presented, the service is friendly and professional (not to mention attractive). The pricing is extraordinary for the quality of the food you get here. 788 Food Bar, Areneales 1877, in Recoleta, 4814-4788. Reservations recommended at dinner. Open for breakfast and lunch Monday – Friday, Saturday Brunch, and dinner Monday – Saturday. www.788foodbar.com.ar

MirandaMIRANDA

Several local friends had asserted that this parrilla was a must, one or two even claimed it was likely the best parrilla in the city. Atmosphere-wise, it’s certainly the most energetic, exciting steakhouse I’ve visited. The style is modern industrial, with high vaulted ceilings and painted concrete walls. Decor is minimal, tables are large and comfortable, and one entire wall is dominated by an open kitchen. The staff is young, attractive, and multilingual as, for the most part, is the clientele. The quality of the food coming out of the kitchen is quite good. Is it the best steak in the city? No. But it’s certainly well above the norm. There’s a tendency to be a little arty with the plating, but that fits the venue. They’re also very accommodating when it comes to special requests. The desserts are fantastic. The pricing is quite reasonable for the quality. If you’re looking for a steakhouse that isn’t a stodgy, white-tablecloth venue with older, bored waiters, Miranda is, indeed, a must. Miranda, Costa Rica 5602, corner of Fitz Roy, in Palermo, 4771-4255. Reservations recommended at dinner. Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner.


Passport magazine is a relatively new, ultra-slick, ultra-hip gay travel magazine. My friends Don Tuthill and Robert Adams, respectively the publisher and editor-in-chief, who have owned and run QSF magazine for many years, launched this publication recently. It has received industry accolades. They asked me to come along and write the occasional article for this venture as well.

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World Eats – Sydney

Passport Magazine
Issue 14 – March 2003

WORLD EATS – SYDNEY

Sydney is currently one of the exciting places for dining on the planet. Chefs and foodies alike are exploring brave new frontiers of cuisine using amazing seafood, pristine produce and unique native herbs and spices. With the wide range of cultures that call Sydney home, from Greek, Italian and Dutch to virtually every southeastern Asian ethnicity, the horizon seems limitless.
The Australian dollar currently runs close to two-to-one to the American dollar, so dining out may look initially like it’s just as expensive as dining out in New York, L.A. or San Francisco, but in reality is costing only about half.

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As long as you’re headed Sydney-side for luxury Modern Australian dining you may as well put yourself up in some great digs. The Contemporary Hotels group offers two great options right in the heart of Darlinghurst, on the edge of the main gay neighborhood. The Kirketon is all sleek, modern design with grey tones, chrome and splashes of bold color. Every detail has been thought out, right down to matching charcoal grey bars of soap! One of the hippest bars in the neighborhood, and one of the best new restaurants round out the package.

The Medusa is perfect for the business traveller who wants to unwind a bit. A converted, fashionable, eighteen room space that caters to every need. A private business lounge, courtyard fountain with chairs and tables to relax in, and rated one of the “coolest hotels of the 21st Century”, this is a don’t miss option. (www.contemporaryhotels.com.au) ]

Roughly ten years ago I had the opportunity to spend a month exploring the Sydney dining scene with some of the new, up-and-coming chefs on the food scene. A decade later, these chefs are at the forefront of the best restaurants down under. With maturity has come a level of attention to detail and a flowering of fine cuisine.

One note on dining out in Australia, even in a cosmopolitan city like Sydney. Many restaurants are open very short hours, often taking reservations only from 6:00 to 8:30 p.m., with only one seating per table; and don’t count on much in the way of late night dining at most of the tonier restaurants.

passportsydneyariaARIA
Dining at Aria is as much an experience in atmosphere as anything else. Located on the second level of the far point end of East Circular Quay, from one side you have a fantastic panorama of Sydney Harbour and from the other an amazing view of the famed Sydney Opera House. The food is beautifully presented and thoughtfully prepared. You won’t find anything outlandish or challenging, but you will have an exquisite meal.

Two of the starters, a Peking duck consomme with wontons, abalone, enokii and mustard sprouts, and a boudin of quail stuffed with lumps of Balmain bug meat were outstanding. The winelist is extensive, well considered, and overseen by a staff of three young, completely competent sommeliers who, if you take their advice, will only heighten your dining experience. 1 Macquarie Street, 612-9252-2555. www.ariarestaurant.com

LONGRAIN
Several times while dining out in Sydney, chefs and and restaurateurs had told me to check out the “scene” at Longrain. Situated on a back street near Hyde Park, this cavernous space is devoted to chef Martin Boetz’ unique interpretations of southeast Asian cuisine. The space seats probably close to 150 people, half of them at long communal tables or bars. On a Saturday night, with many restaurants barely half full, Longrain was packed to the rafters. Nonetheless, the speed with which people drink, dine and depart was quite astonishing, and seating opened up quickly.

A moderately priced menu of delights like grilled octopus with pineapple, mint and chilies, and roasted chicken in tangelo caramel, was perfect for late night dining (one of the exceptions to the rule here). Small starters like fresh scallops grilled right on the shell, or smoked ocean trout and roe on betel leaves make a great beginning. A nicely selected winelist with a short, but good range of wines by the glass complemented the meal. 85 Commonwealth Street, 612-9280-2888.

QUAY EAST CHINESE
Being so close to southeast Asia, Australia is home to many ex-pats from that continent. Some truly outstanding chefs have made their mark on Sydney’s food scene. Quay East Chinese has a trio of them putting out some of the best Cantonese food you can find in the city. That doesn’t begin to take into account the spectacular setting along East Circular Quay in Sydney Harbour, with unobstructed, unparalleled views of the Harbour Bridge.

You can dine inexpensively if you order a simple dish or two and just relax, but if you want a truly outstanding experience order from some of the top banquet dishes. Amazing dishes from local fish can be prepared in your choice of classic Cantonese preparations. A two pound abalone showed up at our table sliced paper thin and stir-fried in just a touch of oil with snowpeas. This was unquestionably one of the most sublime shellfish dishes I’ve had in years, and unquestionably the best abalone I’ve ever had. Shop 8, 1 Macquarie Street, 612-9252-6868.

passportsydneyrockpoolROCKPOOL
Okay, a decade ago Neil Perry was already a star. He was also a bit of an enfant terrible, and many of his dishes showed more boldness than refinement. Over the years he has opened and closed other restaurants, written books, hosted a fantastic cooking show, produced his own CD’s to cook by, planning Qantas airlines menus, and generally just been all over the food scene. Rockpool has survived, thrived, and quite recently, been completely renovated.

Opened in 1989, Rockpool is sleek, chic and sexy and the perfect showcase for someone with Chef Perry’s enthusiasm and skill. His signature “flavours from the sea”, small samplings of amazing sashimi each with their own accompaniment, is legend. Squid ink pappardelle with grilled squid, a Middle-Eastern style Yllarra lamb, and his signature date tart are must haves. A daily tasting menu, with optional paired wines, and one of Sydney’s more interesting winelists are all part of the game plan. 107 George Street, The Rocks, 612-9252-1888. www.rockpool.com

SALT
When I was last here, Luke Mangan was a budding new chef who had just joined the Sydney dining scene after taking time out to work in Europe. He worked under three Michelin star chef Michael Roux for nearly two years after having served his apprenticeship under one of South Australia’s finest chefs. In early 1999 he opened Salt in The Kirketon hotel to critical acclaim.

At Salt, Chef Mangan puts out intricate, off-beat combinations that are unexpected and completely tantalizing. Soft-poached quail eggs rolled in celery salt and brown sugar launch a meal that includes amazing dishes like roasted barramundi (a native fish) with basil and preserved lemon risotto, seared scallops in spicy coconut broth, cornmeal and chili crusted marrons (large freshwater crayfish) with cauliflower puree and star-anise broth, nori-wrapped tempura of quail topped with a sesame-wasabi sauce and a stunning finish of licorice parfait in fresh lime syrup. Salt also boasts a fantastic winelist and a great tasting menu with an option for paired wines. 229 Darlinghurst Road, 612-9332-2566. www.saltrestaurant.com.au

TETSUYA’S
There are certain chefs on the planet who the powers that be have blessed with talents above and beyond ordinary mortals. Sydney is blessed with one of these, Tetsuya Wakuda. A decade ago, in a forty-seat hole-in-the-wall in suburban Sydney, Tetsuya’s was the most impossible restaurant to get into. There he drew chefs, foodies, and press from the world over, all competing for the limited seating that was available. Two years ago he purchased a two story building with multiple dining rooms in downtown Sydney. Possibly the handsomest restaurant I’ve ever set foot in, the two main dining areas and the bar-lounge flank a stunning Japanese garden and pool. It’s still probably the hardest reservation you’ll ever try to make.

The wine program is not only one of the best I’ve seen in Australia, it is extraordinarily thought out in relation to the food. Tetsuya’s cuisine is a fusion of Japanese and French. The only option is for a degustation menu, which is alterable to fit dietary considerations. The food is sublime and elegant, featuring simple yet amazingly creative flavors. We managed twenty courses that included plump pink Tasmanian oysters in mirin-ginger sauce, chestnut, mushroom and truffle consomme, kingfish sushi with orange jelly, confit of ocean trout with fennel salad, and grilled filet of veal with sea urchin-wasabi butter. 529 Kent Street, 612-9267-2900.


Passport magazine is a relatively new, ultra-slick, ultra-hip gay travel magazine. My friends Don Tuthill and Robert Adams, respectively the publisher and editor-in-chief, who have owned and run QSF magazine for many years, launched this publication recently. It has received industry accolades. They asked me to come along and write the occasional article for this venture as well.

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Restaurants

Time Out
Buenos Aires for Visitors
Summer/Autumn 2007

Eighteen new restaurant reviews for the current issue.

The Centre – Argentinian (Traditional)

El Federal

San Martin 1015, y Marcel T de Alvear, Retiro (4313-1324). Subte C, San Martin/93, 152 bus. Open noon-3pm daily, 8pm-midnight Mon-Sat. Main Courses AR$20-30. Credit Amex, DC, MC, V.

El Federal made a name for itself and its chef-owner, Paula Comparatore, while located in a small venue in chic Palermo Viejo. For whatever reason, when it came time to expand, they moved into the heart of the financial district – which puts them more on the map at lunchtime where they’ve quickly become a favorite of the local business crowd. They serve up some truly creative and delicious adaptations of classic Argentine dishes. Paula’s focus is on the flavors of the south and west, from the pampas down to the glaciers, and her passion for food shows through in each and every beautifully designed plate. Lunch and dinner menus are nearly identical, though at lunch, everything is offered as a set price menu of either two or three courses, while at dinner, the same plates are offered a la carte. Portions are generous, the flavors are fresh and clean, and while there’s a tendency to sweetness in the sauces, there’s also no stinting on the spiciness when the dish calls for it. The wine list is well selected, reasonably extensive, and well priced, especially for the neighborhood. The overall feel of the room is a bit on the heavy side, with tables and chairs that seem to be made out of construction beams and leather and cowhide everywhere. One almost expects Hoss and Little Joe to come wandering in from the bunkhouse.

The Centre – Indian

Bengal

Arenales 837, entre Esmeralda y Suipacha, Retiro (4314 2926). Subte C, San Martin/17, 59, 111, 152 bus. Open noon-2am, daily Main courses AR$20-35. Credit AmEx, DC, MC, V

Despite the name, the focus at Bengal is on classic Italian pastas and risottos done up in fancy presentations. Sauces are elaborate, leaning towards the sweet side at times, and uniformly delicious. Almost as an afterthought there’s a small menu card stuck in the back of the main menu that offers half a dozen Indian specialties served up in hot stone bowls. These dishes are some of the more interesting ‘Hindu’ food offered in the city, definitely not the usual suspects, and there’s no stinting on the hot spices. The blend of Italian and Indian definitely makes for a fun evening if you have a group that likes to share. Don’t miss the grilled chipirone and shrimp appetizer from the Italian side, nor the chicken curry from the Indian side of the menu. The wine list is extensive; and expensive. If you don’t mind paying the high prices, go for something like Trapiche’s “Ciento-vente” blend.

Constitución – Argentinian (Traditional)

Lo Rafael

México 1501, y Sáenz Peña. Subte A/Independencía, 23, 39, 60, 168 bus. Open noon-3:30pm, from 7:30pm Tue-Sun. Main Courses AR$20-30. Credit Amex, DC, MC, V

‘International cuisine’ with a specialization in fish and pasta. Not what you’d expect on a quiet backstreet corner not far from the Constitutución train station. Perusing the menu is enough to make you think you just might have left Buenos Aires for another locale – perhaps some seaside venue in the south of France. Despite the stereotype that porteños don’t eat fish, Lo Rafael will be packed with locals, and most of them tucking into fillets from the sea rather than the few scattered dishes of carne. There’s a certain tendency on the part of the kitchen to lean towards cream and cheese sauces, which can seem a trifle heavy at times, but the flavor combinations are delicious, and they pull off the genre without leaving you feeling weighted down. An excellent selection of wines, including one of the better half-bottle selections in the city is on hand to compliment their food.

San Telmo – Argentinian (Traditional)

Mítico Sur

Pasaje San Lorenzo 389, y Defensa. Bus 10, 24, 28, 29, 39. Open 8am-1am Tue-Sun. Main Courses AR$5-$30. Credit Amex, DC, MC, V

In the most simple of terms, Mítico Sur is a Patagonian tapas bar. Located on a small alleyway near the start of San Telmo, you enter in and seat yourself at a barrel with a piece of wood sitting atop it. There are a few downstairs in the bar, and more, as well as regular tables, above in a loft. You can choose from a wide array of preserved, smoked, and fresh tapas that cover the world of vegetables, cheeses, meats, and seafood. A few of each, or focus on one particular area – it’s really up to you. There are pre-planned combinations in portions that will easily feed from two to four people per platter. Or, pick individual selections and create your own tabla. The food is backed up by an excellent Patagonian wine list, with a wide range of selections and prices. The staff are friendly, and knowledgeable about the food, and eager to make recommendations, a rarity in this town. The grand-daddy combo is the Quimey, and gives you a little something for everyone. This is a great place to stop off for before dinner snacking, tapas style, or just load up on one delicious bite after another.

Recoleta & Barrio Norte – Argentinian (Traditional)

El Yugo

Ayacucho 1629, entre Las Heras y Vicente Lopez, Recoleta (4806 2009). 10, 37, 59, 60, 101, 110 bus. Open noon-3:30pm, from 7:30pm Mon-Sat Main courses AR$10-20. Credit MC, V

Walking into El Yugo is a little like walking onto the set of Bonanza, with perhaps just a few too many wood beams, buggy springs, hitching posts, and waiters in gaucho garb scattered about. The only colorful touch comes from the draped flags of virtually every Latin American country hanging from the ceiling, and the excellent all you can eat salad bar. Delicious, smoking steaks are cooked just the way you want them, and accompanied by some of the best fries in the city (especially the papas pays, the thin fries). On the appetizer side there’s a loose consensus out there that no one serves a better plate of grilled mollejas, sweetbreads. The wine list is decently selected and well priced.

Recoleta & Barrio Norte – Argentinian (Modern)

Lo de Jose Slow Food

Arenales 2659, entre Ecuador y Anchorena, Recoleta (4823 8476). Subte C, Pueyrredón/39, 64, 95, 101 bus. Open noon-3:30pm, from 7:30pm Mon-Sat Main Courses AR$15-20. Credit Amex, MC, V

If it wasn’t for getting a bill at the end of the meal, and having a friendly waiter taking care of your needs, this would be like José had invited you over for dinner. A restaurant with as warm an ambiance as a fantasy household, and food that wanders out of the kitchen whenever it gets prepared – and that happens only when you order it, al momento, no pre-made items here – this is a place to just relax and soak in a tranquil moment. Specializing in creatively prepared pastas and crepes, leaning towards the lighter side of the scale, it’s hard to remember the primal carnivorous fest going on throughout the rest of the area. Though there’s a wide breadth to the menu, the wine list is a trifle compact, clearly not as much thought went into it as the food. Service is correct, a trifle slow – but then, who’d want to eat at Lo de José Fast Food?

788 Food Bar

Arenales 1877, entre Riobamba y Callao, Recoleta (4814 4788). Subte D, Callao/10, 39, 60, 101 bus. Open noon-4pm, 8pm-1am, Mon-Sat. Main courses AR$20-30. Credit AmEx, MC, V

Some of the most creative food being served up in the city, with true ‘fusion’ credentials. The beautifully appointed room, gracious service – with elegant touches like a warmed, covered breadbox on your table – make dining here a pleasure. The menu changes regularly, but don’t miss the ‘don’t miss dishes’ when they have them – the brown sugar braised pork, and the tomato-cardamom flan. The atmosphere is fun, with a quiet cocktail lounge serving up quality drinks adjoining the dining room, and an upstairs late night lounge that has a truly energetic vibe for when you’ve finished your dessert. Though not specifically a gay ‘scene’, there’s definitely a gay community presence in both the lounge and dining room. The wine list needs to be expanded.

Recoleta & Barrio Norte – French

La Olla de Felix

Juncal 1693, entre Rodriguez Peña y Montevideo, Recoleta (4811 2873 ). Subte C, San Martin/17, 59, 111, 152 bus. Open noon-3:30pm, from 7:30pm Tue-Sat Main courses AR$15-25. No credit cards

It’s no small thing for the star chef of the Ritz-Carlton, Paris, to pack up and move to Buenos Aires and open up a tiny 20-seat bistro. Of course, Felix really just wanted to retire here and cook what he felt like – no room service to worry about. Each day he and his staff prepare and serve delicious, perfectly prepared French food – one salad and four main courses offered (vegetable, fish, chicken, and red meat) are offered, and the menu changes daily. No appetizers in sight. One or two desserts. No wine list, just whatever he happens to have picked up that week, or day, and priced completely reasonably. Though by no means limited to, La Olla de Felix is very popular with the local gay boys. Don’t be surprised if Felix announces an early closing, sometimes he just feels like going dancing at a local club.

Rabelais

Libertad 1319, y Juncal, Recoleta. 17, 59, 67, 75, 102 bus. Open 12:30-4pm, 8pm-midnight Mon-Sat. Main Courses $25-35. Credit Amex, MC, V

Classic French brasserie, with a decor that seamlessly blends a bit of country French with the feel of some sort of sophisticated neighborhood hangout. You almost expect to see aging writers and artists stuck away in the corners sipping on absinthe. The menu, a huge leather-bound affair, houses a lengthy listing of classic dishes like a perfectly cooked coq au vin and one of the best French onion soups you’ll ever dip a spoon into. There’s no question that it’s excellent quality, though portion sizes tend to be a bit small, especially for the price, but then, this is the heart of Recoleta, and you’re likely to be surrounded by ladies who lunch with their lap dogs, and French expats, all (except the dogs) being greeted and kissed on both cheeks by the ever-present owner. The wine list is well put together, and includes some delightful surprises from smaller producers, as well as some unusual wines by the glass.

Recoleta & Barrio Norte – Italian

Primafila (this review was cut from the final print for space reasons)

Pueyrredón 2501, 2nd level of the Buenos Aires Design Center, Recoleta (4804 0055). Subte D, Pueyrredón/10, 59, 60, 95, 110, 118 bus. Open noon-11pm Main Courses AR$20-35. Credit Amex, V, MC, DC

People watching, celebrity spotting, catching some rays, shopping, and good food and wine all rolled into one. When you’re at the mall, and despite it’s trendy, high-end, designer home furnishings, the Buenos Aires Design Center is a mall, sometimes you need to stop and peruse your purchases over pristinely fresh, creative salads, pastas, mini-pizzas, and some of the most interesting modern Italian food in the city. In nice weather you can sit out on the terrace and enjoy the day – just try not to get whiplash watching the amorous couples making out on the lounging couches, or glitzy actresses out with their latest boy-toys. Instead, or in-between, tuck into the expensive but well worth it fare, and wide array of wines, including an excellent selection by the glass.

Palermo & Palermo Viejo – Peruvian

Moche

Nicaragua 5901, y Ravignani (4772-4160). Subte D, Carranza/21, 108, 111 bus. Open 8pm-1am Tue-Sat, noon-3pm Sat-Sun. Main Courses AR$20-30. Credit Amex, MC, V.

Quite simply the most creative Peruvian restaurant in the city while still maintaining authentic grounding in flavors and technique. The dining room is small, seating a mere 24 people, with an adjacent bar for another half dozen, yet with high ceilings and simple but tasteful decor, gives the illusion of airy spaciousness. Service is attentive and friendly, and special requests are met with a happy ‘I’ll see what we can do for you’. The menu is fairly extensive, and covers classic dishes from the north to south of Peru. Portions are reasonable, especially given the high quality of the cooking. The flavors are bright and fresh, the picante spices, sadly, are toned down for local palates, but can be set right with a request to the kitchen. The wine list is short but well selected, with a nice focus on whites, roses, and lighter reds that go with the food. They make some wicked classics, like one of the few real Pisco sours in town, and a great non-alcoholic chicha morada.

Palermo & Palermo Viejo – Eclectic

Zelanda Hand Restó (this review was cut from the final print for space reasons)

Humboldt 1897, y Costa Rica, Palermo viejo (4779 9113). Subte D, Palermo/21, 108, 11, 161 bus. Open 9am-1am. Main Courses AR$15-25. Credit local debit cards only.

One would be hard-pressed to say what “modern New Zealand” cuisine is, but suffice it to say that it’s likely to involve a fair amount of lamb, fish, and Asian influences. Zelanda holds true to that promise, and the chef earned his chops in kitchens throughout New Zealand and Australia. Dead-on spicy Thai curries, Japanese tempuras, and Vietnamese springrolls, each with their own twists, grace most of the menu, but some of the best are the more creative fusion dishes where he brings together amazingly disparate ingredients into delicious harmony. The wine list is virtually non-existent, barely an after-thought, a true shame given the quality of the food. Service is friendly and efficient, and the ambiance is an interesting mix of casual and elegant. The room is lacking a trifle in soft surfaces, so despite its small size, expect the volume level to be loud and energetic… but then, this is in the heart of Palermo’s restaurant row.

Las Cañitas – German

Bodensee

Ortega y Gasset 1876, y Baez (4776-9064). Subte D/Carranza, 15, 29, 59, 60, 64, 118 bus. Open noon-3pm Mon-Sun, 8pm-1am Tue-Sun. Main Courses $15-20. Credit Amex, MC, V

All that’s missing is the leiderhosen and the oompah-pah band and you could be in the heart of the Oktoberfest. You’ll forget about those missing things quickly as you tuck into mounds of sausages, cured meats, sauerkraut, rich veal goulash with spaetzle – pretty much anything that comes from the triangle of Austria, Hungary, and Germany. With the owner always on hand to make suggestions, and this is food he knows, having come from that area, you’re sure to have a great meal. Even better, virtually every dish is available in half portions… the idea being that it’s fairly heavy food and maybe you want to lighten things up a bit. Or maybe you just want to try two different dishes and worry about burning off the calories later. This is food to be washed down with pints of ale, and Bodensee has them iced and at the ready. Sure there’s a wine list, but Malbec and pickled cabbage have never been and never will be a stellar match. Every expense has been spared on the decor, but you’re not there to look at the scenery – or if you are, take a table out on the sidewalk.

Abasto & Caballito – Argentinian (Traditional)

Esquina Carlos Gardel

Carlos Gardel 3200, y Anchorena, Abasto (4867-6363). Subte B/Gardel, 26, 64, 68, 99, 118, 140 bus. Open Open from 8:30pm daily Main Courses $250 pesos and up. No credit cards.

Don’t let the price scare you off. It includes both a three course dinner and a nearly two hour tango show, and one of the best in town. While this beautifully appointed theater is more about the show than anything else, and you’ll see and hear a bit of every type of tango, milonga, and other Argentine music, it’s one of the few that doesn’t stint on the dinner side of things. Given that they’re serving up food for several hundred people at the same time, they do an amazing job. The menu is creative, international cuisine making use of local ingredients, and changes seasonally. Their game dishes are especially good. While basic house wine is included in the price, they also offer a decent selection of wines from their list, and the opportunity to bring your own at no charge. Given that you’re really there for the theater, try to grab a table at the front edge of the balcony, or from a good vantage point on the main floor. While dinner officially begins at 8:30, and the show at 10:30, folks have a tendency to wander in throughout that period – best to get their early, you’ll have better service, and you’ll be able to focus your attention on the show when it starts. The restaurant provides a shuttle bus for a nominal fee to and from your hotel, though experience says you’re best off just coming by cab.

Urondo Bar

Beauchef 1204, y Estrada, Parque Chacabuco (4922 9671). Subte E, Moreno/4, 7, 20, 25, 126, 135 bus. Open 8pm-1am Wed-Sat. Main Courses AR$15-25. No credit cards.

Named for Francisco ‘Paco’ Urondo, one of Argentina’s radical poets of the late 60’s and early 70’s, until he became one of the ‘disappeared’, this cozy corner spot is run by his grandson Javier and nephew Sebastian. The former mans the kitchen with a team of half a dozen, and turns out amazingly creative dishes that are a fusion of classic Argentine with intense Southeast Asian influences. Plate after plate delights the senses, as he uses spices both familiar, and not, in incredible harmony. Just to get an inkling, start with the copetín, a mixed platter of cheeses, meats, and vegetables, each prepared in a way you’d never expect. When they have it, the asparagus tart can’t be beat, and the osso buco risotto with gremolata is out of this world. Meanwhile, Sebastian handles the front of house, and in particular one of the best thought out wine lists in the city – not extensive, but he selects the wines to go with the food – look for unusual and dead-on selections like Bodega Pulenta “La Flor” Sauvignon blanc or Sur de Los Andes’ Malbec Reserva. The menu changes regularly to reflect what’s in season, available, and fresh that week. On a regular basis, Urondo also hosts Tuesday night set-price wine dinners that are not to be missed bargains.

Abasto & Caballito – Italian

702 de Gallo deli Restó

Gallo 702, y Lavalle, Abasto, (4861-0472). Subte B/Gardel, 26, 64, 68, 99, 118, 140 bus. Open noon-midnight Mon-Sat. Main Courses $15-25. Credit Amex, V

Risotto’s not an easy dish to make right. First you have to have the right rice, you can’t just use any old type. Then you have to stand over it and cook it slowly, bit by bit. Most restaurants don’t offer up much more than a pot of rice with some stuff mounded on top. 702 de Gallo gets it right, each and every time, with creamy, chewy, perfectly cooked risottos. Likewise, their pastas are al dente, not the local standard of limp noodles. Add in delicious pizzas (and a Thursday special of pizza libre), great salads, creative presentation, jazz music, and you’ll find yourself wondering how you could be on a back street behind the Abasto shopping center. Someone’s got it figured out though, and 702 is nearly always busy, lunch and dinner. There’s a well selected wine list – including a wide range of wines by the quartino – an Italian tradition of a quarter-liter flask rather than by the glass. Service is friendly and efficient, the brightly colored decor fits the mood, and you’ll find yourself going back time and again.

Abasto & Caballito – Peruvian

Sabor Norteño

La Rioja 187, Abasto, (4931-8300). Subte B/Miserere, Any bus to Estacion Once. Open noon-4pm, from 7:30pm daily Main Courses $10-20. No credit cards.

In the area surrounding the Abasto shopping mall there are literally dozens of hole-in-the-wall Peruvian restaurants. For the most part, they look very much alike, their menus appear much the same, and for the uninitiated it can be hard to decide which spot to pop into. After much sampling, it’s pretty clear that the best of the bunch is Sabor Norteño. The dishes are as traditional as they can be, the portions are generous, the flavors fresh and intense, they’re not afraid to use spices, and the staff know their stuff and are happy to make recommendations. While their specialty is the seafood of the north coast of Peru, and they make a great ceviche mixto as well as some delicious seafood stews, they also offer up one of the best pollo a la brasas in the city – golden roasted chicken on a spit with perfect fries. Don’t miss classic appetizers like anticuchos, tamales, ocopa or papas a la huancaina, some of the best versions around. Weekend afternoons they have live music which is a big draw for the local Peruvian community, so get there early if you want to score a table.

Almagro, Once & Villa Crespo – Pizza

Tuñin

Rivadavia 3902, y Castro Barros, Almagro, (4981-5555). Subte A/Castro Barros, 86, 88, 105, 146 bus. Open from 9am daily Main Courses $10-20. Credit Amex, MC, V

At first glance, and probably even second, this is just a neighborhood hangout. Most folks who don’t know about it don’t give it a moment’s thought, more likely heading for the katty-corner locale of Las Violettas, one of the city’s more famous cafes. Save that for coffee and dessert. Instead, sit yourself down, outside if available, at Tuñin and head straight for the listing of pizzas on the menu. Easily one of the best spots for pizza in the city, being out of the way, it’s more of a local’s in-the-know kind of spot. They offer up a relatively thin crust style, but it’s one of the richest, most buttery crusts you’ll find on a pie in the city. Top that off with delicious homemade sauces, and a cornucopia of toppings, and you’d already think you had it made. But, there’s more, Tuñin gives the added plus of offering virtually all their combinations by the slice, which means you can mix and match to your heart’s content. Besides, how can you knock a place that brings you a platter of potato chips and peanuts, free, with every beer?

Villa Devoto – Pizza

DVT Devoto Bar

Nueva York 4120, y Mercedes (4501-4224). 21, 105, 107, 114 bus. Open noon-3:30pm, from 7:30pm Tue-Sat Main Courses $10-20. No credit cards

This is easily the furthest afield restaurant we’ve picked, but for those who like to explore off the beaten path, the Villa Devoto neighborhood is one of the nicest zones to head off to. And you’d be hard-pressed to find a prettier little plaza than Plaza Arenales, which is, for the food-minded traveler, surrounded by a delightful restaurant row. While there are many places to choose from, DVT stands out for one particular reason, their pizzas. Sure, they offer the whole range of local pastas and minutas, but their pizza alone is worth the trip. Served up on a wooden slab, with a thick crust reminiscent of a large, buttery, crusty, French baguette, their toppings are creative, deliciously seasoned – try the Tisano, a mix of bacon, sun-dried tomatoes, fresh mushrooms, and olives. This is one of the few spots in town for a truly non-traditional style pie. The wine list is limited, but they have a nice selection of beers, and an excellent bar that whips up both alcohol and non specialty drinks that are perfect for sitting in the sun and watching the action along the street and in the plaza. Weekend afternoons are particularly enchanting, it’s family time, and you get a real experience of the local lifestyle – and you can pretty much bet you’ll be the only tourist on the block.


In mid-2006, I started writing for Time Out Buenos Aires. With changes in their way of conducting business, I decided to part company with them after my last article and set of reviews in mid-2009.

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